Collective Foal

I found it hilarious. It was like "Dash! Don't look at my naughty parts! (hints at FlutterDash ship)"

I've played Battlefield 3 for 15 hours today. Time for 10 hours of TF2.

Ugh... stupid directors. This is why Laurenless ponies is not as good.

Promotional items are annoyingly retarded...

Poor Pinkie...

I need a friggin' COMPUTER! I WANT TO TYPE THINGS!!!!!!!!

I caught a glimpse of the epic boob thread right before it got taken down... Nags...

Anyway, PONIES!

I should be returning to the community soon enough to do writer sorts of things.

I want to let you all know:

On Saturday, there's a good possibility I'll be guest starring on a podcast my Skype friends made up. If you have any questions for me, post them here on their Tumblr:

http://practicallycanon.tumblr.com/

As nopony has commented on my FiMFiction blog, your questions will probably be answered.

This dawned on me today, as I am finally going to get my first job working on a farm in Middletown, DE this summer. I'm kind of excited by the prospect of finally making money on a regular basis (not just Christmas and birthday) and as an added bonus, I'll stay in shape throughout the summer, when I usually get lazy and fat. So, what do you guys do for a living?

Lunch is over soon. I'm soooo hungry and haz mega sad

It does work well, but you become your own little combo, irrelevant to the rest of the team. I never did like the Pistol. It only works when there are too many Engies on a map. It's too inaccurate when moving around for me to pick off enemies efficiently. I prefer Mad Milk. That health back turns Heavies (except ABG) into jokes.

91. When you have to take a weekend away from the forums so you can regain a grasp on reality and the status of your spiraling life.

Bro, I'm on an iPod. I'll get my avvy when I can. Oh, I took a personality test that gives you a four letter result. Some fan made a chart of which pony represents which result from the test (16 in total) and I turned out as Pinkie Pie.

I haven't heard that song yet. It gives me faith in humanity. It makes me realize, looking out my window, that there are thousands, even millions of people out there who wish just as much as me that we could either make the world better or move to a better world. It makes me think that tomorrow, I'm not going to say a single rude or sputeful thing to anybody, no matter how harshly they attack me. I will truly love and tolerate everybody and show kindness, even to the poor kid who's been teasing and bullying me all these years. I'm truly happy listening to this song. It finally stopped me from feeling... alone.

It is surprisingly easy to troll on YouTube. You just write with correct spelling and grammar.

I like how you posted yesterday in this thread and I seemed to be the only one to notice, observation-five.

I was just posting once a day in the pony thread in the couple seconds of time I alotted myself so you guys didn't think I killed myself. I'm going to be all over the place, now! (Maybe even Serious Topic forum... )

Your avatar says otherwise... *scared whimper*

Incredibly boring, but I'm just in a good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, mood today!

Well, people naturally want to talk about themselves, so they fail to acknowledge the posts of conversation before them and try to start their own...

SO GUESS WHAT?! I JUST FOUND A LIZARD!

No, but he calls plastic wrap "Cellophane"

Just introduced my friend to Tribes: Ascend. He is awestruck; I am happiness!

MERRY MOTHAFUCKIN 3-MONTH-BEFORE-MY-BIRTHDAY-ISSMAS, BITCHES! MY RETURN IS YOUR PRESENT!

Ergo, I have straightened my shit out and will now be on the forums again. So anyway,

Applejack was not substantially noticed. I think next week's show (this Saturday) is going to be much more centralized around AJ, not the other five. Oh, BTW:

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG (ZAP!)

(Possibly) Coming Back!

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG!

Made me D'aww a little bit..

Derpy speaks! YES!!!

Great episode. Good moral at the end. I liked the excessive use of Pinkie Pie as a weapon and the DUH DUH DUH zoom-in thing.

I realize I probably scared everybody shitless yesterday. MA BAD! I hit rock bottom for a while and needed some way to vent... I doubt I will ever be pushed that far. I've discovered, however, I am psychologically addicted/dependent to the internet, so I won't be on here for a VERY long time, at least until I can get my priorities straight.

Farewell, Friends

*salutes*

Just took a little time to write a letter...

Dear Dad,

I hope you get plenty of satisfaction from being able to tell your fifteen year-old son he’s a lying asshole because he didn’t get the grade he’d expected on his Spanish Midterm. I hope your heart flutters and a smile spreads across your face every time you hear about how he cried himself to sleep every night. I hope your eyes brighten at the thought of him carrying out every day not caring if he lives or dies, passes or fails, laughs or weeps. I hope the sight of his blood strewn across the walls of his room, puddled around his head, trickling from his mouth, makes you giddy like a schoolgirl. And most of all, I hope you laugh at his funeral, spit on his face, and dance on his grave. I want these things for you for two reasons: the first because it would be nice to know my passing lifted a burden from someone’s shoulders, the second because it would prove me right. It would make you an awful, soulless man filled with evil and hate.

Love,

Your Son, Zach