Collective Foal

I had the same problem with Rarity for a while. Then I found out he's bisexual, so it's fine if I think of him as a girl, right?

Just took shitty box-made mac 'n' cheese, put it in a bowl, covered it in slices of cheddar, microwaved it for two minutes, and VOILA! A magnificent mini macaroni casserole!

What an awful... musician?

AHHHHHHH! YOU BITCH! YOU CHANGED YOUR FUCKIN' NAME! HOW DARE YOU YOU-YOU- YOU WHORE!

Why so serious?

SO RAISE YOUR GLASS IF YOU ARE WRONG,

IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS...

Just be glad we don't know Forrest Gump...

Oh, okay. Well I guess you can look at it that wa- GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PUSSYHEADED BITCHASS SELF OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF, BLEND THEM UP, AND MAKE YOU DRINK THEM!

That game... infuriates me. It's not that I'm bad at it, it's that my one friend crushes me every time we play...

FFFFFFFUUUUUU!!!!!!!

This is the THIRD friggin time I've been forced to quick close out of the internet browser without saving what I wrote. I have written the same paragraph for my fic THREE FUCKING TIMES! Do you know how hard it is to replicate something you poured your soul into when you're frustrated as hell and have no template to work from?! I want to pull my fucking hair out right now!!!

Edit: So in my anger, I wrote another Fluttershy rap. Most of it's in my sig, but I exceeded the character cap and had to take out a chunk. Here's the whole thing:

The animals adore me,

Celestia implores me,

To thwart the,

Unworthy,

Bitch that they call Discord see,

I'm not so bad,

I'll let you shine above me,

But try to run away and soon it's

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!

Just don't hurt my friends,

And I think you'll be okay,

But if you try,

I'll make you cry,

And ruin your whole day.

Bada BING!

Going to ze bedzors, gudnite interwebs!

Night, captain Kirk.

Wow... I knew someone was going to do that eventually, but from you Alyxx? I thought you had class...

Furries and bronies are two different groups, but I like to consider clopping bronies as sexual Furries, as they are fantasizing about bestiality.

Perfect! That will be great for payloads and Attack/Defend (if there are any). Considering our squad combo, this should work perfectly! On payload, the demoman will be roaming a lot. Sometimes, I'll be with Pyro, Scout, Spy squad causing backfield havoc. Other times I'll be with Heavy, Medic, Soldier to stop an enemy advance. I just realized how versatile I am...

One thing I wanted to point out to Luis. You'll probably want to use Dead Ringer most of the time. Work on being convincing when feigning death. Don't just deploy it the second someone starts shooting you. For example, if a Heavy has his gun on you, wait a second before you right-click. It will make him think he was shooting you long enough to kill you and thus, won't think you're a Dead Ringer.

As far as a Sniper is concerned, I've gotten no results so far

But the Futashy posts always have some sort of limp looking penis that has the appearance of a stale, moldy pig-in-a-blanket...

Watching DBZ Kai. They totally botched the 9000 meme...

How was that even Molestia? estoy confudido...

LOLOLOLOL

Guys, you just made my sorrowful mid-term filled day!

I loved the movie. The time machine and campaign skit, I was bagging up. Oh, and

"I caught you a delicious bass."

I have high expectations for the show, though I doubt they'll be met...

Mid-terms in 8 minutes. FFFFFFUUUUUU!!!!!

But I'm going to Chipotle afterward, so I can eat my worries away.

the caffeine! it is neat!

TF2. Do it. Nao.

Mob movies and chocolate milk for my sore muscles.

Fallout 2 was top-down, right? I heard that one was really good.

Guy in red hoody is so confused. But like Rarity said, they showed the intro and that was it. If they got them to watch some decent stuff, they might change their minds... except that punk in the red hoody

Eating leftover birthday cake. Nawm nawm nawm

That's just about as crazy as The Sniper being Cody's Father in The Rescuers Down Under (which ties the Team Fortress 2 into Disney animated Canon).

 

Which is to say it is entirely plausible.

Blue, that used to be one of my favorite movies as a kid. I need to watch it again now

And back to what Pinkie said about gore, I just get really squirmy when I see that stuff. My chest starts hurting and I feel like it's what made me pass out in class last Tuesday, though I hadn't eaten in two days...

But I don't throw up easily. My entire body just says NO NO NO!

As far as what Celestia and Luna can do... Celestia is capable of banishing ponies to the moon.