Collective Foal

10/10 for ponies... still.

Username, I'm pretty sure the mods can change things around for you if the person who registered is inactive...

No, she's the cheerleader who always acted a little... slutty.

BA BA BA BIRD BIRD BIRD!

B-BIRD'S THE WORD.

SUUUUURRRRRFIIIIIN BIIIIRRRRRRD

BFAIEFAOWPGLFAGEKRAOPFEKWAPKFODKSAGFADMPAOE

BABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA OOMAMOWMOW BABA OOMOWMAMOW!

GOOD FOR YOU!

Oh, Twilight's the asian bitch who always one-upped you in school.

10/10 for Ponies. You should change your name to Twilight Sparkle. We haven't had one in a while. We disbanded the mane 6 recently, and it's just me, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie left.

OH NO! IT'S RALPHY!!!!

Apparently, there's a MLP RPG in development.

Also, I've figured out how every one of the Mane 6 relates to real life:

Fluttershy is the girlfriend you always wanted

Pinkie Pie's the best friend you always wanted

Rainbow Dash is the younger sibling you always wanted

Applejack's the older sibling you always wanted

Rarity's that girl from school you always wanted to nail.

Problem solved, everypony!

I always made fun of the Bob the Builder theme. I was more of a Dragon Tales guy...

I need to get my Scout picture up here...

I was told it wasn't that great a game. Forums and homework for me.

You are a dirty girl, and we all acknowledge that.

Banned for Family Guy

9/10 Twice the bullets, twice the kill rate!

How dare you break logic?!

5/10 It's kinda creepy...

Next post must be in Spanish (not Google Translate, I will know!)

Hey, remember when I was struggling to get more than 2 rep?

LAWLZ!

This is also a source of lots of pony-based lulz:

http://www.mylittlebrony.com

^^that.

 

Right now I'm thinking about Capt.Colbert's death. He was officer in the 69th Irish Regiment of Foot in BG2.

You know who was better than him? Capt. Robert E. Kirkwood. Captain of Delaware's (only?) revolutionary regiment. He single-handedly saved the colonies from defeat. While the colonist forces were retreating at Cow Pen (i think), he sent a bull-rush straight up the middle of the British forces, distracting them and allowing the colonists to flank from both sides. He was kind of a boss.

Oh, I see the Scout's shadow behind the she. Alright. Yeah, my argument is invalid.

If you want to talk about THAT kind of generosity, Alyxx gave me the Valve Complete pack as a Christmas gift. That's 24 mothafuckin' games! SO MUCH LOVE!!!!

And when I play medic, if I see that someone is on fire, they are my new priority, period. I will not tolerate a team mate being on fire in my presence.

10/10 all bronies are moral beings

Hey, remember when Spongebob didn't belong on Nick Jr?

HOLY FUCK. Is- is that the thing Luke SKYWALKER killed. God DAMMIT! I find blast doors all over this complex, and the second I actually NEED one to crush this thing, there are none. That is FUCKING FANTASTIC! Wait, can I shoot it. *shoots at it* Oh, fuck. Wrong answer! run, run, run, run, run, run!

(I really wanted to do the Pinkie Pie Launcher response)

What the hell is this. It looks like some sort of rocket launcher. Is- is that a PONY inside?! I mean, I'm not one for animal cruelty, but let's see what this thing does.

*fires it*

OH MY GOD! That thing just blew a 20 foot hole... in a BLAST DOOR! Did it seriously just explode TWICE?! How is that even physically possi- wait, there's a warning label on the side. "Screw physics, I'm Pinkie Pie." Oh shit, tell me there's more ammo for this thing!

He refuses the G Man's offer at the end of the game.

Hi, I'm 12 and what is this, I don't even...