Collective Foal

It was a really good cookie

Now Reeky Booby, let ze matador dance with ze blind shoomakerr!

Granted, but the day before it arrives, thieves come into your house and gut out your computer for everything except the video card

I wish I could play TF2 on my tablet.

How dare you not get his Portal 2 reference?!

Banned because youre such a critic.

9/10 Thats deep man.

And I essentially ponied up Auld Lang Syne, since its close to new years eve.

Abrams

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that half the people who posted in this thread died. The end. (Now that's how to be effectively lazy)

Next post must replace each letter with the letter that follows it alphabetically.

As in:

Bo BQQMF translates to An APPLE

I would suggest DBZ. Piccolo wasn't in much pain when that happened, was he? Besides, splice sounds like the most painful thing ever. It sounds like split, and slice. Ugh...

Wondering what Raritys talking about and eating a chocolate cookie that tastes like a brownie dumped a moist and delicious load inside of it.

This is why god gave us alarm clocks. And bill, some guy must have had offspring playing while we were going, cuz he hit me right between the eyes. Ba dum *crash*

I got 2 kills, pretty good for my first time. I need to start figuring out what to use for legit cover, but other than that, it was fun. Bbs hurt MUCH less than I thought they would. Much less paimful than softball.

That picture deserves as many cookies as BBs I fired today (somewhere around 2000.)

Blighty, why cant we have group hugs like that? We need a Twilight...

Was playing CTF in Black Ops, workin towards ma Marathon Pro.

Now Im getting ready for AIRSOFT!!!

Arab (idk why)

I'm so jealous of how cool Zach is. He gets to play airsoft today

It's all good bro. You'll eventually have a life as awesome as mine. Keep working at it

Thats actually why I made False Quotes, because I saw wut Kirk did thar.

So, anyways, I'm playing my first airsoft game today around 11:00. This is goona be so awesome!

Blue... Speechless? Oh my god! You mean you have no words of wisdom whatsoever? Holy shit, we're all gonna die!

Why do I keep false quoting Fluttershy when the things I say are actually half truths.

I do like Username. He's a little awkward, but he's still a nice guy, though the rest of the Steam crew seem to prefer avoiding him. He reminds me of myself when I was a freshman. Id always go too far with things and then people would hate me for it. So I will always like Username, and I do respet him, but not like an authority figure, more like a friend.

My dad caught me masturbating to gay porn... and he video taped it... and now he's masturbating to the video tape...

Banned because I do play console and if you don't give me your gamertag I will flip a a shit on your ass!

I laughed at the gun to his head

I'm being force-fed Spanish, though I'd rather take German.

Me llamo Fluttershy. Soy un amigo del Estado de Delaware. Me gusta pasar un rato en Internet y jugar con mis amigos.

Wow, Fluttershy! This was an awesome idea for a topic. You're so cool!

Aww, thanks guys, you're the best!

(Its past midnight over here, so)

Airsoft

Hi, Billy Mays here with another fantastic product. It's called Reviv-all. Simply pour it over any grave and WOW! The dead person that was previously down there is now alive and kicking. Watch as I shoot my cameraman through the head with this Desert Eagle! Now I just pour the Reviv-All over his corpse and Shazam! That's the gypsy magic of Reviv-All, baby! Now, if you just pour some Oxy-Clean on that, you get all the deep, dried-in blood stains out. All for only 70 easy payments of $1995

The next post has to be written the way Boomhower would say it. (From king of the Hill)