Collective Foal

Okay, so here's my list of pet peeves for the day. I originally had it in said thread, but decided it was also appropriate here.

Ass hats who make plans with you to do something every weekend but never follow through either because they don't feel like cleaning up their house or they're depressed because their 0arents won't let them go out with their fat, ugly, stupid, dump-you-for-her-ex-and-expect-you-to-take-her-back girlfriend.

Also, abusive fathers

The inability to have one thing that you want more than anything else when it's actually a realistic thing you could get (LIKE MY OWN FUCKING PC?!)

Next, bipolar, say-what-fits-the-situation-best people. When you find out your son is contemplating suicide because of his shit social life and possible clinical dpression, you should probably be worried. Even if you are, telling him he should just get out more and then when he asks, telling him he can't because he ate the last fucking apple turnover and he has one assignment that's incomplete, thus sinking him into an even deeper state of depression, then getting pissed off when he doesn't answer you when you ask why he's being a lazy ass and not working hard with you because he's afraid if he told you, you'd smack him or punch him because he'd say he had no reslect for you whatsoever BECAUSE you smack him and beat him, IS FUCKING WRONG.

Ass hats who make plans with you to do something every weekend but never follow through either because they don't feel like cleaning up their house or they're depressed because their 0arents won't let them go out with their fat, ugly, stupid, dump-you-for-her-ex-and-expect-you-to-take-her-back girlfriend.

Also, abusive fathers

The inability to have one thing that you want more than anything else when it's actually a realistic thing you could get (LIKE MY OWN FUCKING PC?!)

Next, bipolar, say-what-fits-the-situation-best people. When you find out your son is contemplating suicide because of his shit social life and possible clinical dpression, you should probably be worried. Even if you are, telling him he should just get out more and then when he asks, telling him he can't because he ate the last fucking apple turnover and he has one assignment that's incomplete, thus sinking him into an even deeper state of depression, then getting pissed off when he doesn't answer you when you ask why he's being a lazy ass and not working hard with you because he's afraid if he told you, you'd smack him or punch him because he'd say he had no reslect for you whatsoever BECAUSE you smack him and beat him, IS FUCKING WRONG.

You know what, this is going in the vent thread, too.

KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

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Alright, Pathfinder it is, then. Didn't get to play today because my friend's parents didn't want him going out woth his skank of a girlfiend and he's acting depressed. Sometimes I just can't stand him. If you feel upset, why not do something that will make you happier? Like play new video games with your best friend. Ughhhh!!!

So, what was the name of today's episode? I didn't catch it as I was sleeping and I can't find it on YouTube.

Nevermind, I found it.

Well, there's gotta be a town or city somewhere nearby. Go street-corner shopping!

My rage when I found out Pinkie was the representative. It's not really serious (again, I don't get mad at silly shit) but it was fun ti write and let off a little steam.

I'm not sure how to respond to that...

Get laid?

Welcome to Sweden! Our main exports are hot blondes and our major method of transportation is Snowmobiles!

Just got a Tribes: Ascend beta key from Applejack!

If I catch my CoD disease, I'll end up getting the Pathfinder, but I really do want the Jumper. The arrows make a little more sense to me, I guess. There's a small gravity falloff and the sawn off shotgun does ridiculous damage. How much does Jumper cost?

BTW, my CoD disease is telling myself "Let's save up 5000 so we can finally have Claymores." But thenI level up and see the new gun I got and go "YES! Do Want!" then the gun turns out terrible and I still have no Claymores.

Merry Christmas Billy! Here's your present!

Just don't do anything dangerous, okay?

This is where I go to school:

Looks like a fun place, doesn't it?

Does that say "BEWARE HIGH SCHOOL"? That's pretty extreme, I like it.

No, silly. It says NEWARK. Now you guys can stalk me. YAY!

And JC, you dick. You've been to Antarctica?! How did you manage that? Do you shit gold bricks or something. I'm jelly.

Woke up at 2:30. Something has been keeping me awake, and I don't know what...

The only Star Trek I've ever watched is when they're trying to save Humpback Whales. It had something to do with their songs being very important to the people of earth. It seemed a little cheesy, so I turned it down. Dr. Who is just as random, but it's more actiony than the Star Trek I saw and Matt Smith is friggin' amazing.

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!

Okay, it took me about ten seconds to understand that picture. I saw a person with screwed up ears and a cracked skull. The nose I saw as the mouth, and the mouth I saw as a dimpled, clefted chin. It was like somebody fused the Awesome face with Peter Griffin and then gave it an open-skull lobotomy.

The thing is, mine (Zepplin the Yorkie-Poo) has, through some miracle of life, walked overto the puppy pads and peed on them every time he had to go, as if he's already potty-trained. It's amazing! Now my sister's (Aero the Silkie), who is calmer and would be expected more than Zepplin to be easy to train, has the tinkle problems.

I'm going to do tokens.

That's weird... I would ask Nagisa about it. Anyways, should I go for Jumper or Pathfinder as my first unlock? I can't decide.

Valve claims that they don't even know who the G Man really is. He's just there for the mystery of the plot. Instead of the player's mind saying "This game lacks plot. All I'm doing is shooting aliens," it says, "Why is this strange man leading me on this wild goose chase through alien-infested territory?"

Valve might never tell us who the G Man is. But according to Ross, he's a prick from management that owns two scientist zombies. I like that one better than mine, actually

Guys, I would NEVER be that much of a douche. I never ever ever ever got a PM from Axel with a beta key in it. Come to think of it I've never even gotten a PM from Axel. I have ONE, and only one, beta key. Please trust me here. I'm not some con-man asshole. I don't know where Axeldeath got the idea that He sent me one, but he didn't.

Anyways, tomorrow, I should be able to get to my friend's house and activate the key and play a little. We're probably going to share the account, though he'll be the oxygen and I'll be the Hydrogen in this covalent bond (Chem joke ). The only thing I can see stopping me is my new Yorkie-Poo my parents got me as an early Christmas gift.

G-Man, in my opinion, is a human embodiment of how we see God. He's always watching over us, at times helping us (Cpl. Shepard in Radioactive waste room), but if we do something against his will or intentions, we are punished (Alternate ending to HL)

Yeah... I was about to say Axel. I never got that PM. Trust me AJ, I did not yet get a beta key. I would never be that much of an asshat.