Collective Foal

Sacrilegious (oooh, big wordz)

How dare you even DISCUSS chemistry in this thread?!

I'm maybe a bit too sexually free-spirited. Might annoy some people.

I'll believe that, considering every single one of your avatars to date...

You just don't have ASMR. Simple as that. Sorry, bra

Oh, well hai dar Razor!

You're right. Now the only change they need to make is the fact that RAINBOW DASH IS HONEST TO A FAULT and APPLEJACK IS LOYAL AND ALWAYS THERE FOR THOSE WHO NEED HER HELP!

I post this a lot, but

14 minutes til class...

Yes. Musical effects are considered Frisson.

Listen to this. Get yourself calm and then focus on the video and the sounds. Sometimes it helps to watch the video, too. Also, headphones are recommended:

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I never had a problem with hats, though I like looking like I'm a decent player, because

HATS=SKILL

I can't shake the comments from when I switched from Halloween Mask to Ghastlier Ghibus and everybody was like "Look out! He's going super-pro!"

I'm imagining the B form is much slower than the A form. Yeah, I believed Bill there, but I did notice the portion behind the front of the F-35B I saw in the Battlefield 3 trailer was remeniscent of an SR-71, as it doesn't have a conical shape, but more of a flatter, wider style.

Well I know I definitely have problems with authority. My parents, especially my dad. I have absolutely 0 respect for them. I love them, but I find them so insufferable at times, I don't even care if they're my parents. I'm a very independent person and like to succeed or fail on my own. My dad gets all in my face about school, which lowers my performance in school and makes me do things I'm not supposed to. I guess I'm just really subconciously spiteful towards people I don't reslect. But if I reslect a person, like my Uncle Steve or my Grandmother, I will do whatever I'm told and will offer to help with anything. And it's basically because they treat me with sensitivity and try their hardest to relate to me. I have no idea why I'm disrespectful to my mother though. She's a very nice lady and tries her best to understand and help me. Maybe it's because she married my father, making her a second-hand invasive, douchebag, control freak who verbally abuses me the second I fuck something up.

About me fucking up, then. I am incredibly bad when it comes to common sense (Thanks Ben Franklin!) I hardly think things through and my thought processes don't agree with the laws of physics, i guess, so I quite often find myself messing something up. But I'm very smart and I have no reason to not think things through (If I did, life would be nicer) other than that I'm very impulsive.

Next comes my social ineptitude. I CANNOT star a conversation. If someone starts talking to me, I can carry a conversation out as long as I want, but I don't hold the lighter, so to speak. I'm also a tad immature and I love to talk and make people happy, but I suck at it because I can hardly ever crack a good joke (Unless I'm around girls. I'm always pretty funny around girls) But my inability to start conversations has destroyed my ability to have a girlfriend.

Finally, I have a TEMPER! Mostly around family, though. I'm very good at holding myself in public, but my little sister DRIVES ME OFF THE FUCKING WALL! I know I'm going to be looked down upon for this but, I'll be honest, I've slapped her and things like that because she pisses me off. I swear on my life I get it from my dad, who has physically abused me on several occassions because either my room wasn't clean (kicked me and cracked my ribs for that. He's lucky I opted out of going to the ER) or I didn't listen to him. I know he loves me, but he goes about everything wrong. And I've picked it up, but I try SO hard to shake it, but I just get infuriated with her (sister) so easily.

9/10 Is that a Dirge or just a marching tune. It's very patriotic. Me Gusta!

How dare you use Thesaurus.com to find the biggest word possible?!

Banned because I'm closer to being banned than Pinkie Pie (not that much, tho)

Satire

That was real subtle, Bentley.

Ever notice something about yourself that is definitely not good. We all have flaws. Feel free to share them.

I've noticed I can be a bit pretentious. I am a well-learned individual, but when it comes to obscure topics (Like my ASMR thread) I read a few paragraphs on Reddit and suddenly I act like I'm a genius when it comes to that topic. I get some facts that someone took a few months researching and act like it's my information that I myself discovered. I'm like the dude from the bar scene in Good Will Hunting. You know, the guy who doesn't get her number and probably didn't like dem apples?

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Yeah, at times, I feel like the douchebag with the ponytail...

Depends if it's sexual. If you're talking sexually, it's just he's horny and wants in your pants, as arousal increases dopamine levels, which has been found to shut down your ability to recieve ASMR. If it's non-sexual, then what you said is most likely true.

In, not with. You think you're so clever

WELL YOU'RE NOT!!!

PLUS

OMG TEH EPICNESS!!!

JC, they obviously don't understand just how awesome you are. You need to walk in there, slap someone of authoritative status and say, "You're my bitch and I'm taking charge of things around here! Now go get me some coffee!"

WE JUST INSTALLED OUR NEW 60" TV WE GOT ON FRIDAY!!! NOW I CAN WATCH PONIES IN 5 FEET AND 1080p!!!

SHUT UP! I've never had the ability to craft a hat as I only play the game maybe once a month (if that)

And BTW, There's a TF2 item acknowledging the existence of Dr. Who and the fact that Bowties are cool!

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dr._Whoa

Fat Man

(Bomb)

Hachi: A Dog's Tale.

After the master died, I broke down and didn't really stop until the end of the movie (20 minutes later)