Collective Foal

Pain...

Granted, but my fist permabans your face from the forum (and existence)

Bite me.

Ouch

Granted, but you grow a penis and nobody can stop laughing at you.

I wish I could know what makes her tick.

Factual

DERRRRRRP!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but now you know nothing about her.

Iwish I knew more about guns.

I'm-going-to-rip-out-your-throat-through-your-monitor-if-you-keep-relating-fat-diseases-to-the-most-beautiful-girl-to-ever-exist

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Dar!!! I FICKST IT!!

Banned for lying again. I'm the cutest fucking thing in Equestria, and I lie.

No

Granted, but he changes it to Party Inside Pinkie.

I wish Green Day wasn't so loud.

Banned for lying. Nobody can not be scared of these characters.

Phyllis

I don't get what you're getting at. Clop is used that way BECAUSE it's the sound a horse makes when walking. That's the point, it's supposed to be a pun

Rarity is correct. I give +rep to everyone on this page cuz I'm hyper and feeling generous. Listening to Meet the Can Can, too, so that only exacerbates things.

I was using clop as a literal term for "Fap to ponies"...

Creepy

7/10 This is what I expect to see coming home from a hard day of work in 13 years or so.

Ponies

Explain more. My face is now contorted in expressions of eityer confusion or constipation... I can't tell.

Disfunction

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Don't give me that look! I don't clop or anything. I just gor REALLY bored, and I'd rather read beastiality than Cupcakes any day.

Final Fantasy?! Noooooooooo!!!!!