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Collective Foal

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  1. Find every good comedian in the world and place them in a large blender. Dip your face in their pureed bodies and let dry. Walk around with the dried stuff on your face and people (as well as yourself) will notice you are much wittier than before.

     

    How can I teach myself to draw better?

  2. My dad's 6'1" and 250 lbs. If I try to stand up for myself, he just gets big and tells me to STFU. At this point, I don't even care what he thinks, or what he does. If he ever decides to snap, I can take a hit, so whatever. I only defy my parents when I have good reason. Like when my dad took away my Xbox. We had an agreement that if I did chores and kept my grades good in school, I could keep the Xbox. One day he comes home and I'm watching TV. He NEVER said anything about watching TV before my homework was done, he just wanted it done. He takes away my Xbox anyway. So I play it anyway behind his back, and when he finds out, he tells me he's gonna sell it. Whatever, I don't give a shit. It got my point across I hope that I wont do what you tell me if you don't follow your own terms and conditions. I hardly liked the Xbox anyway. In a few months I'll have a PC that can play any of those games.

  3. That gamers/Valve thing made me LOL :)

     

    But I don't get why people talk so much shit on Valve. They keep much closer ties with their fans than Activision or EA ever have. Most of their games are made directly by them, and turn out awesome. Their only problem is release dates. They need to tell the public when shit's gonna happen, and stick to that.

     

    Anyways, I need to find an awesome hat to wear to school today. Where's my leprechaun stovepipe???

     

    Edit: Do want.

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  4. HEY GUYS! I'm going to be on tonight around 10:30 to 11:00 EST. I'll be able to play a bit then, but I might get some sleep, then get up at like 2:00 and play from there until school-time. I'm definitely going to nap when I get home and get a Monster from Walgreens. I will have a mic (now you can all hear my delicious, sexy voice) so Steam voice chat will work. I hope to see you there :D

  5. I don't think I've ever missed a revved up heavy. I HATE it when heavies are firing at you from a really long distance, you line up a fully charged shot with their heads, and the one and only hit they land is the second you press your mouse button. Your scope gets lifted up and you miss.

     

    An alternate, happier story of this would be when this happened to me, but the scope got knocked up just as I fired, and caused me to headshot the medic behind the heavy. I was like:

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