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Collective Foal

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    Enough already!

    in Free-For-All

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    If the world ends this Friday, I'm going to make sure Lauren Faust, when I meet her in pony heaven, shows me the rest of Season 2. You know what? Let the world end. Please. I've got a pretty decent life, but I'm okay with dying. Pony-heaven is gonna be a blast :D:D:D

    Love Problems

    in Free-For-All

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    my colleague Luis here is a tad bit off i'm afraid, i mean that hair thing, that got me my third girlfriend. she thought my life-size hair replica of her was fucking Romantic!...all the way up to the restraining order.

     

    the following is very blunt, it's effective, just please excuse my uh..word play.

     

    seriously though, friend zone sucks but there are ways to avoid it...rule

    1. once you're in the friend zone, you ain't getting out.

    2. don't be up her ass all the time. don't do stuff that you would do if you were friends with her. a sad but true fact is that if you treat her like a friend early on, it'll stick. we're not looking for a friend here man.

    3. this falls into number 2 but be a "restrained douche bag" generally insult her playfully, maybe this is against what you're about, but it's really important that you realize this is simply a bait deal. for some reason that pisses me off women respond to people being dicks to them as meaning "they like me!" in short: you're nice = friend, you're a dick = you're interested. what i mean by "bait deal": you can be your awesome motherfathering self once she's your girlfriend.

    4. whatever you do she can not think she's your only option. you basically have to make her think that she ain't the only fish in the sea, this falls into 3 but ignore her for a bit, like make yourself known but don't pay alot of attention to her..

    example_

    her: oh hey Zack!

    you: hey Emily. (her name isn't Emily)

    her: i'm Carol...

    you: oh, my bad, she's just this..um, it's not important. what's up?

    /example

    this is manipulative as hell, but it triggers a competitive sorta reaction, women do feel the need to compete with each other, when she hears about this "Emily" person, she won't know it herself, but this will plant a seed of interest, she won't even need to know any Emily, if she thinks she's competing against another woman, she'll go after you. at first she'll most likely shake it off, but as long as that interest is there you can apply some of step 3 until you feel like it's the right time to ask her out.

     

    i'm not expecting you to heed my advice, but if nothing else you try works this just might. btw this method doesn't work on everyone. and i may have forgot a few things :/

    Btw, i tried that hey Emily thing on some girls, their reaction is...interesting.

     

    source: i used to be a womanizer

     

    any further advice, please ask. :)

     

    I can see where you're coming from, and I would give it a try, but there's at least 3 others guys doing the same thing. They tease her a lot (she's a Minnesota sports fan, so they never really run out of material)

     

    Problem personally for me is that I CANNOT approach her. That mushy crap you read in whatever romantic novel, is kinda true. I can't bring myself to talk to her. And besides, I can't think of anything to say cuz, let's be honest, I don't have much of a life outside of school, video games, and forums. That's mostly due to location. I can't drive down to main street because I choiced to my school, and Freshman year I fucked up huge (i was uber-immature) so nobody invites me to anything. So I feel socially stranded anyway, then she shows up and makes things 10 times worse.

     

    I have poked fun at her before, but considering I've been on a social island for the past 2 years, I have no way of knowing her interests other than sports, so that's the only thing I can ever talk about. So basically, I'm being punished by society for my lack of control when I was 13 and won't be able to get out of the hole until I can drive. :(

    Love Problems

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Okay, so this is the situation. There's a girl at my school named Phyllis. Drop-dead unbelievably gorgeous. She's about 4 inches taller than me, blonde, etc. But she's kind, independant, a little dark at times, basically everything I could ever ask for. I used to know her in elementary school, but she went to a different middle school. So now, I'm afraid to talk to her because I'm a bit awkward as it is, I feel like I

    might come on as creepy, and she always has friends around, so I have to worry about embarrassing myself and people teasing me about it. So I'm hoping one of youz guys (or girls, girls' help would be insanely appreciated) could help me out here, please.

    My Little Pony:FiM

    in Free-For-All

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    1. Laura Frost? :)

     

    2. I think it's partly a fan service, but even kids would realize that Luna, who was supposed to be coruler of Equestria, is never brought up again and as a little kid, I always HATED loose ends. I wanted to know everything that happened in a story until the person died. So it's a service to both audiences of the show, in my opinion.

    Choosing a Graphics Card

    in Computer Hardware

    Posted

    I was thinking about PX3's recently. They're just as good and less expensive from what I've heard. As for RAM, I'm thinking dual-channel. My friend suggested 4 sticks of 2GB triple-channel and I laughed at him. I've git money, but where the hell am I gonna need 24 GB of friggin ram?! :lol:

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