Collective Foal

I have no idea why, but there's a monkey in my closet and I think it wants me to make love to it.

I'm REALLY hoping he has a harness hooked up, because the only condition where I would do that without a harness is if the world was being attacked by an alien race and I was it's only hope of survival.

Me and Duke go WAAAAAAY back.

This is adorable:

And this is amazing:

Of course I'm an East Coaster; if you haven't seen my location, it's "Metro Atlanta, GA."

 

And you made me lol at the Daddy Day Care part... sorry if I'm making light of that situation.

Ah, didn't check that. Derp. Anyway, I found the entire event hilarious because I gave up when the basement started taking on water.

Lolwut?

Here's two from Spongebob. I remembered them as a kid, but I noticed at one point They got taken out, and I spent quite some time convincing my family I wasn't crazy. Then, YouTube was invented:

cWMWDNFj-Vk The best part is the driving license part

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Long story about whistling and not liking being called a bitch

While I apologizing for calling you a bitch, I find your whistle story to be of epic proportions. I also would like to throw in that when writing Pinkie Pie's Cupcake song, my friend read it out loud, thinking it was an actual recipe. This attracted someone, who came over and said to me "Hoof it." Who was I to refuse a brohoof. He's one of my new Best Friends at my school of awesome.

Read the first page. I'm in for one HELL of a night. I don't care how fake it is, I let things get to me too easily, and my subconscious makes me think it's real no matter how much my brain says no. My imagination is too vivid for this thread. Goodbye everybody!

Definitely.... *shiver*

 

 

Bro, I was trying to piss when that earthquake started. It shook EVERYTHING and I had to clean the entire bathroom. It was like friggin Daddy Day Care:

Then, for the hurricane, our sump pumps couldn't keep up with the rain, so we had to get a gas pump working, which took about an hour to set up and get running without pipes popping out of place. I lost my shoes in the mud, so I had to run around barefoot until 3 AM. Then, and this was the only good part, my dad let me play video games until morning while I checked on the new sump pump we had to install in what had to be record time before the basement flooded. We got SOOOO lucky with that storm. So I'm not sure if you're an east coaster, but that shit was the worst we've EVER had it.

This is in Medevil times. It was very Pilgrimy then.

EQD posted my desktop for cover of the pack

It's Party Time BITCHES

The Canterbury Tales for English class. So far, so boring.

@Alyxx, Not really. If you just don't give a crap that they're gone, you don't approve, you just don't care

Probably.

Anyway, I have my physical today (in a half hour). It is normal for me to be uncomfortable when a middle-aged man grabs my balls, even if he has a certificate that allows him to legally do that?

4mmCMUPCNgE Look at the last panel

You are correct, sir. Craig is her husband, but she did a lot of the work for the show

Friggin ninjas.

I'd rather have a cosmetic feature that tells me and others how good I am with a weapon than a feature that tells other people I can come up with a funny name for a weapon.

And you said you NEVER use your FJ, but I did have plans for my Name tag, so sentimentally, you got the better deal. As far as value goes, I guess I got the better deal.

Communism is a fantastic prospect, but humans are too stupid to work together and abandon most of their personal desires. I COULD be volunteering my time at a soup kitchen instead of playing video games when I get home from school, but frankly, I really don't want to. I might prefer it someday, but it's impossible for everyone to willingly self-sacrifice.

I'm more of an anarchist, and anarchy is the true product of any perfect communism, maybe any government for that matter. Mutually assured destruction is the best way to keep people in check. For example, in today's society (in the USA, at least), raping a girl will get you sent to jail. But, in an anarchist environment, raping a girl will get your head blown off by her daddy's shotgun. Which was more effective at keeping you from raping that girl? Exactly. Anarchy is humanity in its perfect environment.

Never had to wear uniforms before. EVERY OTHER school in my district has to wear uniforms, but not mine, and I feel SO lucky for that. I couldn't bear wearing a polo and slacks like my sister. Absolutely dreadful

Before the Sticky Jumper patch, It was THE MOST EPICLY FANTASTIC, UBERAMAZINGCOOLNESSTROLLINGBANHAMMEREDFLAMEWARGODLIKE weapon EVER!!!

Then they patched, and I had a psychotic break, fully tricked out with talking buckets of turnips and flour sacks

I used to watch Powerpuff gurls to. I didn't like the green chick >

How do you not like Buttercup?! She's the same as Rainbow Dash, almost to a point!

Blossom: Twilight

Bubbles: Fluttershy/Pinkie Pie

Buttercup: Rainbow Dash

Then you've got Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends:

Bloo: Rainbow Dash

Eduardo: Fluttershy

Coco: Rarity (bitchy)

Franky: Twilight

Mac: Twilight

Wilt: Applejack/ Fluttershy

Plus, that show had badass unicorns.

I don't think it makes sense since a person who will not care of the signatures will also be fine with it. And a person who is fine with the change obviously doesn't care about signatures or the change.

 

But I think I know what you mean, no need to reply, anyways voted for I'm fine with it, to be honest there was too much unoriginal Kitsch in my opinion.

Yeah, I was a little pissed when I made the poll, so I biased the questions. Treat "I'm Fine With it" as "I Approve of it." My fault

I was on last weekend and me and ABG traded up. Name tag for a Strange Fronteir Justice. I probably got a bad deal, but I don't care that much for cosmetic features (though when I got my first hat drop, I was pretty pumped)

ABG said something like "I've got a spare Candy Cane if you want it."

Me: "Nah, I promised Kirk I'd trade that up with him. Can't let him down."

ABG: "Fine, GAWSH!"

Even being a brony, I like Steve so much more

Class starts soon. Tengo que ir a la clase de Espanol.

Does that mean?

Yeah, but it just doesn't look right :/

Yea, they're charging for maps and such (I think) but they're going to patch like crazy. With Black Ops, if there was a glitch, you had to deal woth it until the map pack release, where they might patch it. DICE is going to patch whenever a problem shows up, and remember, they're under EA's control. Valve is a standalone company that makes its own games. It's not often a Valve game is made by a team that isn't actually Valve employees. Give DICE the benefit of the doubt. I like their style and I think EA's the reason they're charging for all the stuff. Also, Valve gets a shitton of income from companies that sell their games on Steam, so they can afford to be charitable to the players.