Collective Foal

I'm absolutely fabulous, though I could be anyone... Robert Downey Jr, Johnny Depp? All good guesses, but you'll never really know.

MMORPG: Monumentally Massive Octopus's Random Pineapple Generator

Alicorn Twilight OP / Hasbro pls nerf

5/10 Because I'm in such a good mood right now. Also, Pink Floyd very good.

Feeling really... REALLY good:

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Just got back from placing fifth in a MtG tournament. I got a foil Melek, Izzet Paragon. He's a weird wizard.

I did not understand anything you just said.

He went to a Magic: The Gathering Trading Card Game competition and placed 5th, winning him a special rare card. Nice job Shiny, you absolute ultra-nerd <3

Wait wut.

Your reading fallout equestria? Good. Very good.

But what is this I hear of clop fics? (My pervert sense is tingling)

I'm 90% confident that was a joke. Hell, I even ran a 90% confidence interval on it just to ensure that my 90% confidence was justified.

It just feels so calm and smooth when I cut back to it. I love it...

I'm crying right now after watching this:

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I've played the alto Saxophone for like... 6 years. It's pretty good.

Wooo. Me too, except mine's a piece of shit. I also played Bari Sax one year as my band needed one, so that was fun too.

I'm currently developing an illness. Fuck this sucks...

What was the worst sickness you've ever had?

DAMNIT CONSOLE MAKERS, GLOSS SUCKS MAJOR SEGA BALLS! STOP MAKING THINGS GLOSSY!

THANK YOU! MATTE FINISH FOR THE WIN!

Gorgeous/ Pretty = 9/10

Urgent:

My hard drive appears to be in the process of shitting on me. It occasionally clicks and will sometimes do so at regular intervals for sustained periods of time. I'm worried about it, as I was forced to restart and now my desktop has none of my games and I can't change the background. SOMEBODY HELP, PLEASE!

EDIT:

False alarm, I guess. I restarted and it was back to normal. I would still like for this to NOT happen again, so if someone could let me know what went wrong, I'd appreciate it.

Hoping someone here is good at editing audio or could point me in the right direction of some nice, free software, as I want to add some custom sounds to TF2

NVM, did it myself

 

We've all been there.

Except when we don't go to Target because we hate the French...

Oh god, they just don't stop being hilarious, do they?

I loved the corn dog thing.

8/10 Fits the name just fine

Overcast and disgusting. Fuck cloud cover. There should be a law dictating that at all times, at least 25% of the sky seen from any location on the ground must be clear and blue.

Doesn't mean warm weather is a BAD thing. How is it NOT nice to be able to go outside for an hour and not have to run your hands under hot water for five minutes upon returining?

Just found out that I have http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyshidrosis, though not as bad as that picture you see on the wiki page...

Banned for smiling too much

If you watch the Star Wars saga (all 6) backwards, it's about a young man bringing back to life the most evil men in the universe, using ropes to pick up several gigantic metal horses, and forming a giant space station from infinitesimally small pieces of material in the spacial void. BUT THEN, the series somehow turns to straight shit and we watch one of the men who Luke saved become good and devolve into a little boy.

9/10 Funny-ass quote

Just watched Django: Unchained last night:

Why does it have to be so FUCKING warm?!

IF THERE WASN'T WARM WEATHER, WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS!!!

or this, depending on your orientation: