Collective Foal

I prefer Catbugs...

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put

 

 

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back

Watch this and tell me who you think it is at 0:15-0:18

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8/10

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Coming to terms with the absolute boredom that is my life.

9/10 Very nice analysis, and yes, it is possible that you are the only human being who does not have an off-switch for your telomerase production encoded within your genes...

scha·den·freu·de

/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/

Noun

Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

I'd hit you if I could move.

I'm at a skiing resort right now, I'm going to be here for over 10 hours! It's the first time I've been skiing in over 6 years.

Ow... The pain. I can't move. It was fun but oh God the pain...

scha·den·freu·de

/ˈSHädənˌfroidə/

Noun

Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

LOOKATHOWGOODIPLACEDISHERELUTE! HURRDEEDURRDEEDURR!

Somehow incredibly self-conscious of posting again after Foal's spree, and the fact that I have my name already close to the bottom of most of these pages.

 

Fuck it, I'm doing it, anyway.

Got a job interview for Walmart tomorrow. pretty pumped about that. It's a seasonal temporary overnight stocking position. I worked there late 2012(same position), they couldn't keep me on, laid me off, i reapplied. I figure if i keep up the temp thing long enough they may just be able to hire me on to at least part-time eventually. both my supervisors say they'd love to keep me on, if the home office would allow it. Hopefully, this time, the home office would allow it. If not, i'll keep trying.

Working at WalMart = BAD! I understand it's a job. But WALMART, paying its employees near minimum wage, keeps said employees on food stamps. They use those food stamps at the cheapest place available: Walmart. Ergo, Walmart is a government subsidized monster corporation that needs to be reformed.

We don't say fuck that much, do we?

July 8, 2012: "Just fuck me already."

August 10, 2012: BTW my cardio fucking kicks ass now.

August 23, 2012: I was the only young, fit gentleman out of all the Middle-Aged fat-ass fucks there

August 27, 2012: Caffeine makes me hyper as fuck

September 23, 2012: Fuck you, Jake was my favorite Freshman.

October 2, 2012: Fuck you Dead Space did horrible things to my Grandfather...

October 25, 2012: "Nilla. Fucking. Wafers."

November 8, 2012: Show him some fucking backbone

November 22, 2012: FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!

December 13, 2012: Fuck you Reggio

January 3, 2013: fuck that shit

January 8, 2013: I have no fucking clue what it means

January 9, 2013: Why the fuck, every single day, do I google search and have some random shit site pop up.

February 25, 2013: I MIGHT HAVE TO JOIN THE FUCKIN GUARD AND TAKE 9 MONTHS TO DO TRAINING

Uhhh...

If it had been me:

 

GF: Hey, instead of Dairy Queen, can we stop by that Fro Yo place instead?

 

Me: Get out of the car

 

GF: What? We're going 60...

 

Me: THEN CURL UP INTO A FUCKING BALL AND PROTECT WHAT LITTLE BRAINS YOU HAVE IN YOUR SKULL!

 

GF (now crying): WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DID I DO?!

 

Me: YOU WOULD RATHER GET PUSSY-ASS FROZEN YOGURT INSTEAD OF FUCKING ICE CREAM! PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, WHICH, FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I'VE TOLD YOU THIS, YOU AREN'T! BUT IF YOU WANT FRO YO, GET FUCKING FRO YO! I HOPE THEIR DRIVE THRU CAN SERVE CUSTOMERS BARRELING AT 50 MILES AN HOUR DOWN THE HIGHWAY!

He has pants on, they're just tight and translucent. Ask Batman.

Why do you think he left to become Nightwing? Gotham may have a lot of horrible villains, but none of them are child molesters. Only Batman...

Officially on schoolbreak, watching family guy and having some cola and twix!

Awesome, dude!

I'm still catching up on homework from my vacation.

EDIT: More recently:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Asl

You: No, I don't know sign language...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

5/10 Eh, It isn't bad, but it just isn't my thing...

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I possess powers that you could never comprehend. Submit to my domination fetish and you shall remain unharmed... mostly.

Just point your finger and act REALLY aggressively. It always works.

Machinima can be quite the dick at times...

4/10 Very fast, little melodic quality, too repetitive, gibberish sounds and noise.

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Actually, no. I have a younger sister who they prefer, but they've always managed both our lives for us. They signed me up for all the charter schools and crap and sent me in to take the tests. They set up all my doctor's appointments from day one and all that BS. My sister's going to be even worse than me, quite honestly.