Collective Foal

I'm on Chapter 9. I'm quite pleased with this story, though I'd certainly like more plot sometime soon. It's starting to feel like post-campaign Far Cry 3. Liberating outposts and killing bastards with no driving story...

Getting really pissed off at Google. Why the fuck, every single day, do I google search and have some random shit site pop up. I clicked on a link to a google doc for a story, and IT REDIRECTS ME TO FACEBOOK SAYING PAGE NOT FOUND! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK?!

One word, and yes, they're everywhere dude. Like a friendly, benevolent strand of the flu.

Okay, so I'm liking this story, but the spelling errors all over the place force me to double-read a lot and that breaks the flow and immersive nature of the story. Irritation, man...

CMC3BFF. Oh that's damn clever

Nor did I have any reason to believe a message centuries old would be of any significance.  

It's going to be significant, isn't it?

6/10 It's boring now...

Oh, and Alyxx, das da joke.

So uh... I just uh... started reading a story...

It's umm.... yeah. Fallout: Equestria...

I'm learning to pronounce and sight-read Russian.

The red lettering, by English phonetics, is pronounced somthing like:

Dobro Pozhalovat Ryestoran Keenpachi.

I have no fucking clue what it means, but at least I'm learning to read the letters and make the right sounds. I'm guessing something about a Restaurant. Can one of our Russian-speaking fellas tell me?

Is that...a good or a bad thing?

Yeah, I kinda wanna know too. I kind of try to be as honest about myself as I can on this forum... but then Whooves wasn't really hear for my bad days, if I remember correctly.

And yea, I'm no terrible geek who sits around on the computer all the time. I like to get out, have fun, and socialize as much as possible.

My Checklist for today was:

Ride on the back of a four-wheeler with three other people through a neighborhood: Check

Find a vulture in the forest with a broken wing and beat it to death with a golf club: Check

Have my clothes smell like cigarettes: Check

Gamble: Check

Drink: Check

Watch Football: Check

Drive really well: Check

Have my dad finally buy in to getting a new boat for fishing and fun: Check

Have a kickass day: Check

So how was your day?

Fill the stomach with the chocolatey hazlenuts!

Well anyways, tomorrow, my dad is taking me down to learn the ropes of hunting from his friend. He lives in Cecil County, ergo redneck, but a great guy none the less. I can't wait man...

It comes up for me, dude...

I watched the original video. I don't even know what I'm feeling. I'll just tell you what happened.

So it gets to that part and I just start dying. I mean I'm laughing my absolute ass off.

Then, I start crying.

Then, I start pounding my chair and head bobbing like a retarded seal.

Then my throat starts to close up.

Now I'm crying in laughter and pain, while wheezing out these retarded, girlish squeaks, trying to just get air in and out through the hilarity.

Then, once the scene ends, I start hyperventilating like it's nobody's business to recover all the oxygen I lost.

So you know how those weasels in Roger Rabbit laughed themselves to death? Well I came very, VERY close.

Angel is fluttershys pet bunny... He's an ass hole.

Give it back, yo. It's obviously the right choice. He DID spend his own money on it, after all...

Hey, you're body is your body. While I personally dislike piercings and will never get one, I'm in no position to tell you whether or not you should.

Unclogging the sink and bathtub while jammin to the Castle Crashers OST

Hey guys, I'm new to the MLP and brony scene, but I've got to say, it's WAY more awesome than I expected. Just thought I'd let you guys know! My favorite ponies so far are Rainbow Dash, then Twilight Sparkle, then Pinkie Pie. What ponies are your favorites?

OH, ANGEL'S GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TO HAVE A NEW PLAYMATE!!!

But yeah, my name would be Fluttershy, but then they made name changes illegal round these parts. So if you can guess my favorite and get it right, I'll be very impressed

And by the way, welcome to the Farms!

There are very few games out there where you'd prefer to blast the music than hear anything else. This is one of them:

GmJEXOQ_BSQ

Pork Roast and Sauerkraut. Omnomnomnomnom

Littlest Pet Shop is much girlier than MLP. I gave it a shot, but disliked it. Singing is aiight, but the rest is so very... bleh. Adventure Time, however, appeals to me. The idea of Adventure... and TIME. IT'S SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE!

LARPing just ain't my thing. I hate RPG's to begin with. Add the fact that there's no video game to do the incredibly complicated algorithms for you, and fuck that shit, I'm outta here.

noses arr v errratgfdedc. ik ujhxdd m,yh cvhkin m!

Translation: Noses are overrated. I used my chin!

9/10 Quite Agreeable

Me and a friend discussing Far Cry 3. WARNING, MAJOR SPOILERS!