Collective Foal

Locker

Loved

umm... no.

LOOK GUYS! VINYL GOT A BUDDY!

Alyxx is just in it for the boobies.

Look, I found her two favorite things in the universe, IN ONE PICTURE!

Begin with the letters:

D I S

Now add one letter so that you get 10 letters.

Don't ever misquote me like that again, whether for joke or not. One of the few things that irrationally infuriates me in life is having words put in my mouth.

OT: Being pinned to a wall, spread-eagle, while professional kickboxers take turns kicking me in the balls.

Neither. I don't like laptops

Raped or Stabbed?

Bullets

Dead

Being an asshole to people and feeling good about it

or

Learning acceptance and true happiness?

Two-sided

My useless advice to you, Bullseye, is to never request advice on the useless advice thread as it keeps the game going.

I want to make a few friends I know less ignorant and more accepting of my other friends, who are socially awkward but still kind people.

Ignorant

Coffee! It's not as strong as methamphetamine, but it lets you keep your teeth.

Silent

Don't even think about it, buster.

So some parents absolutely hated their son and named him Grinch. Grinch, having been mocked his entire life for his ridiculous name, ends up kidnapping the president and holding him hostage. Ironically, the current president's name is "Christmas Obama"

Catch Me if You Can

1629

Banned for caring

7/10

Bullseye, seriously? Didn't your mother ever tell you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it? It's a little bit unnecessary to tell someone you hate his avatar three times in a row.

Cornbread Batter... soon there shall be chili...

Doublenature, you should seriously consider a therapist. That much pent up rage at the world is not a good thing whatsoever.

The other strategy is to be like me. Just. Stop. Caring. I stopped caring about humanity and the government and all that helpless bullshit and it's made me quite the mellow, likeable, and people-loving guy.

Also, please explain why you hate being around people so much. Searching for the sources of your problems is very helpful to solving them.