Collective Foal

A world where in order to eat, you have to order your food on the phone. (I can't stand it.)

So basically, there's like this guy, and he like, lives in a house. And he has these ruby slippers, but then his house gets taken away by a tornado to some place called Zo. The rest of the movie is from the tornado's perspective, so it's kind of boring but, whatever, ya know?

*And THAT was Totally Kyle!*

TOTALLY!

Where the Red Fern Grows.

Douche / Bag

8/10

Zucchini

George, we'll have all of the bunny rabbits in the world! And I'll feed them the alfalfa!

Why does anti-persperant deodorant numb your tongue?

Discharge

@wolfmel0dy If I ever catch a VA panel where Andrea is there, I'll be sure to ask her to recite the chant to go to dragonland.

Wow, that's a really old-ass YouTube comment on my iPod...

7/10

Banned for going for his throat.

Jazz

I'm passing 5000 volts of Fucks through my body, and they're all about to obliterate you.

Consider yourself...

*glasses*

Fucked.

iPod, bruh. Every time I'm on this site, you can almost guarentee it's mobile.

It's the Stout Shako, and the fact that my mom is 5'2" and slouching...

A slim jim. I don't care how bad these are. They're just too fucking good...

So Alyxx, how does pan-seared filet mignon with a simple salt-and-pepper dry rub and a ligh brown sauce, sided with pesto linguini and steamed broccoli sound?

Because I can make that. Not a problem...

In le nude, wondering when I'm gonna get into this damn shower...

Fuck you and your 4th Trumpet cues!

I mean, my OC's background wasn't entirely tragic... his family was the mafia and he was disowned when he refused to pull a hit on some dude. Then he ran away to Ponyville. I mean, that's not THAT bad. He attended the most prestigious flight school in Fillydelphia and was top of his class. Yeah, that's not tragic. I'm fine.

Anyways, I'm starting to realize how low I am on the saxophone totem poll. There are some people whose squeaks and squawks make me look like a noob. I need to improve my skills dramatically, dammit. I actually plan to join the Delaware Army Guard Band (run by my elementary school music teacher) to help pay for college as well as develop my skills. So yea, that's a thing. Also, with my new computer coming, expect better quality stuff from my channel.

Just got one of the best feelings you can get in gaming.

Playing BF3 as a Sniper. There's an enemy way off in the distance, so you scope in on him, line the sight up about where you think it should be, and let off a test shot to gauge how much higher or lower you have to aim... oh wait, nevermind, you just headshot him from 400 meters out with one shot... fuck dude, you're amazing.

The last file compress I did saved 5,000,000,000+ bytes. I'm like a technological Moses!

Is it just me or is everything here absolutely retarded?

Thinking of ways to be productive and intentionally distracting myself with less productive things.

I'm good at both cooking and cleaning, so I'll go with bearing the 8 pound parasite through her much too small uterus after nine months of hormone hell.