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Collective Foal

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  1. I'm just giving you a hard time Shiny. After all, you, unlike Chuck, were there when we fought off the robot horde.

     

    Yeah, I wish I actually had the balls to ask a girl out. Once I decide that I'm interested in a girl and want to go out with her, I become crazy awkward and it's much harder for me to start and continue conversations with her. When I'm with any other girl who I might not even have interest in, I realize later that my flirting was off-the-charts, when it's really just the way I carry myself and talk to others makes it seem like I'm flirting I guess. Like the other day, I was talking to one friend of mine and we ended up walking out of school together. When we got to her car, I realized "Wait, I just walked her out here... I hope she doesn't think-"

     

    Then she, having no idea what my plans were, offers me a ride to the library, where she works. I realized kinda what the offer was implying and simply said "No, I think I'll just head down Main St."

     

    I dunno. Maybe I give myself too much credit and girls are just generally nice to guys...

     

    Nope, couldn't keep a straight face. Oh well. It's all whatever.

  2. Must.not.clop... Fuck

     

    Not clopping if human. You still pass for someone I'll associate with :)

     

    But yea, I saw it and thought... god I don't even remember. They were dirty, flattering thoughts. That's all I know.

  3. Correct sir. The answer was reeds, and you coulda bossted my ego a bit by saying saxophone, not clarinet...

     

    Anyways, I'll grab another one from my head because the last one seemed quite tricky for you all.

     

    I may or may not be most powerful of all,

    For I have moved trains and mountains, but above all,

    I have moved the very existence of life,

    Along with the light, my beautiful wife.

     

    What am I?

     

    (Second line wasn't in very good trimeter like the rest, but it's a poem dammit. Now solve the riddle.)

  4. Can verify Chuck's position amd advice, as girls are typically like that for me too. Like that one girl Phyllis I told you guys about a while ago. I was around her in a small group and she, who normally just sits and pays attention in class, looking beautiful as anything, has a thing for singing, and oh my god her singing is incredible.

  5. I sure hope it doesn't make sense to you. I don't think drum leather is yellow... or brown. It's typically white, cuz they like, bleach it before they put it on the drum so it doesn't decompose. AND they hardly ever use leather for drums anymore anyways.

  6. it's a little douchey for me... she has both aspergers and possibly an eating disorder. I'll pass.

     

    C'mon man. I know I'm shallow as far as appearance is concerned, but if she has a pretty face, that's the kind of girl I love to at least be good friends with. I like to help people out, especially with problems like that. My next door neighbor James had asperger's when he moved here. I was kind to him and we hung out a lot and now everybody at his school likes him and he is by no means an awkward guy. As far as eating disorders are concerned, if it's bolemia, you just have to always tell her she looks beautiful so she doesn't feel making herself thinner is better.

  7. Lol, Whooves, I knew that one. We actually had it as a brain teaser during some activity freshman year.

     

    Chuck's getting mad, and Psychotic, even if you aren't googling, maybe lay off every once in a while so other people can get them, eh?

     

    Okay, here's one:

     

    I'm yellow and round,

    When I die, I turn brown,

    And when I'm shaved flat,

    I make beautiful sound.

     

    What am I?

     

    I literally just made this up by observing an object in my room, so Google won't help you.

  8. I don't even know what that's supposed to mean. Maybe you're just a stuck up snob or something, but I find it much more comfortable during the hot, humid-as-fuck Delaware summers to go shirtless as much as I can. How this makes me gay I do not understand. Unless you're implying I'm like an A+F model, in which case I would be both flattered and angry.

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