Collective Foal

Yaknow what? All this legal, criminal crap is getting on my nerves. I'm going to go Shawshank Redemption to get my mind off of this.

Considering I'm on my tablet right now, that really scares me.

Stay calm and make sure the girls only see your RIGHT side.

9/10 I like this one more than the last. So do you prefer the BBC show or the movies? Or the books?

I've spent my entire life building my muscles and earning all that money for that expensive surgery to make my eyes glow, and yet my penis is still a mere 3 inches long. Fuck.

Most of my family and friends are assholes anyway. There would be a few regrets, but since most of them have either abandoned me or have only ever been pals rather than good friends, I would be happy.

YFW you open up a random drawer and find a time bomb with two seconds left on its timer.

9/10

@Humin: Nope

Moping...

Waiting for my dad to leave for work so I can play some damn vidya games!

YFW you hear people talking about memes irl.

7/10

They sell CD's at Flea Stores? I would think they just sold fleas!

OT: Having a Pinkie Pie moment.

Not much of an RPG guy, but I might stop by and share a sip of whiskey with ya while you play.

My computer is pretty crappy too and it handles KF on lowest settings pretty well, except for the 2 second bout of lag I get every time a new wave starts. But dude, the Summer shits over and I couldnt be happier that the old models are back.

My friend told me the whole shpiel about the game mechanics. Its best to figure out where every note is at FIRST, and then speed run through them and pick them up. Heres why:

When you have:

0 Notes: He isnt even in the map. You have absolutely nothing to fear.

1 Note: Still shouldn't be a problem. Every once in a while, he'll make a random appearance, but he doesn't follow you

2 Notes: Now things get a little serious. He's always there, but he doesnt track you or follow you.

3 Notes: He stays in your general vicinity and will approach you from behind if you stay still too long

4 Notes: Now he's following you. Though he may not be close or visible, he's constamtly watching you

5 Notes: Better file for a restraining order. He's stalking you now. He's always within a direct line of sight unless you're in the building or behind a car.

6 Notes: Okay, screw the restraining order. This is straight on sexual harrassment. Don't go in the house or you're fucked. He'll almost ALWAYS be around corners and he is behind you whether you like it or not.

7 Notes: I seriously think this guy just gets hornier every time you find a not because as you're walking through the map, you can actually feel his dick moving around inside you. He is right behind you, right on top of you, and you are absolutely fucked if you turn around.

Sex should be banned worldwide. That would solve so many problems, including sexuality problems.

 

How can turning the whole world into a bunch of miserable wankers solve any problem?

 

Regards

 

It'd certainly cut down on our population and make people appreciate the freedom of being able to express themselves and embrace whatever their chosen sexuality is.

Lies.

I'll assume you have not read George Orwell's 1984? Yeah, they couldn't have sex. No, it didnt really solve problems. Yeah, it led to some rebellion. And no, nobody but the retards appreciated anything about it.

When you decide to completely ban a basic human instinct, that might cause others to question your sanity.

Yeah, good job. All noob CoD players, prepare to shit your pants when you see this KDR!

News here: I'll be on this weekend through the night as far as I know. That's Friday Saturday and Sunday. And this is a big one, my last weekend of Steam havoc before the school year, so join for a good time. My friends who convinved me I should never ever drink have abandoned me, so there'll probably be some of that going on

Definitely a good one. You get creds just for Not remaking meet the heavy. Nice animations. Though some the scouts poses were a little awkward, it was well made and a great effort on your part.

YFW You drink Red Bull for the first time

Good jesus, t'was a joke. Still 9/10

wishing I had another one of those amazing fucking brownies I had earlier (with peanut butter and nutella cooked into them) and considering going to sleep before I drive an hour back just to buy another.

My thoughts as I read this...

OT: Kept waking up last night. Decided Fuck it, I'll work tired.

In all seriousness, get his ass locked the fuck up. Thats fucked up and he deserves jailtime. End of story. Secondly, Ive already got dirt on you. Ever read the FanFiction "Rarity's New Dress?" Yea, you sick twisted fuck. How could you do that to me?

At this ver moment, invisible blades coming from my eyes are about to stab your own eyes and skewer them, pushing all the way through until blood spews from the back of your head.

9/10 That's a nice dramatic sillhouette you've got there. How about you show us your whole face? Unless you're... HARVEY DENT!!!

Now as long as you're not a minority, you'll get good witness protection. If the guy did it and he's a horrible person, get his ass locked up. If you're not sure he did it, report the information, but don't bias against him. If you explain the situation (it would make me happy. I hate being in the dark like this.) we could help you out more.

If it has to do with all the robberies going on in Newark, DE, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!