Collective Foal

Honestly Rarity, I was barely talking to you when I was talking about that. I'm mostly concerned about Shiny and Chuck. I'm not calling them out, I just care about all you guys and I want to make sure nobody gets caught up in competition that they forget every view counts. Plus, I'm fucking jacked up on caffeine and I don't know half the shit im saying

I think I'm starting to get the politics of the system.

Mods = Police Force

Admins = Politicians that make the decisions as to the order of the site

Ross = Supreme Galactic Overlord.

But yea, next chance I get I'll contact her.

Here's how youexecute the perfect murder:

First, you need the mods to delete all your posts referring to this woman. We don't want anyone seeing that you have an incentive.

Next, always wear gloves when holding any item involved in the murder. Burn the gloves when you are done with your dirty work to destroy the evidence.

Scrub yourself spick and span and pluck eyebrows, excessively brush hair etc. so you don't leave any hairs or skin flakes at the scene.

Use a murder weapon that is NOT a firearm (throwing knives at the person or bludgeoning them with very heavy objects works) so that they can't track the purchase and registration

Get at least FIVE miles away from the crime scene ON FOOT, not by car, otherwise the person's blood could get on your seats and then you're fucked, and conceal the murder weapon there in the most obscure place you could think of.

Do NOT move the body. When you start doing hard work, you stop noticing small details and all the sudden, you've left evidence everywhere.

Don't move away. Continue your life in a regular manner. Distancing yourself only raises suspicion.

If you can help it, make the kill relatively distant from your place of residence. Otherwise you're a suspect or a witness, and being involced is always bad.

This was entirely a joke and I do not condone any of the activities expressed above. If the above text results in the deaths of any human beings, I release myself from responsibility of these crimes by rule that any person reading this information assumes full responsibility for what they do with the information provided.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows!

One of my favorite song lyrics:

The Internet is for porn,

The Internet is for porn,

So grab your dick and double-click,

For porn, porn, porn!

Why are you people, like, important and shit? The most popularity I ever get that's pony related is when I get a toy truck to hold down my voice chat button in TF2 and I play the Parasprite Polka on Sax. That's gratifying in itself to have just 23 people commend you on your talents. I've received comments like "OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG" "HOLY SHIT ITS THE POLKA" "*begins slow clap*" and "That's the best mic spam I've heard in a long time." I get all fuzzy and happy inside when I get THAT! You guys are having fucking competitions to see how much you can whore out to all these hungry fans and try to use that to judge who is better (mostly talking to Shiny and Chuck, but Rarity has had instances like this as well.) While it's nice to have a little friendly competition to push you to do your best, you guys shouldn't make every single post about what you're doing to best the other. How about enjoy and savor the attention you're getting, cause it's a very nice thing to have and you'll never know how long it will last. Try to be a little less cut-throat and a little more gracious to your audience.

Peace, Love, and Tolerance.

Collective Foal out!

I get what you're saying, but of course you need Mod, maybe even Admin leverage to pull off any major changes to the forum. Maybe we should PM this convo in to a still-active admin, possibly even Ross when he's not too busy with all the other crap he has to deal with.

There is only so much you can say about Freeman's Mind and CP. Thus, as this sight has no other real dedications, it becomes more of a small social network than a forum. Now, while I do like the FFA section and feel it should be left that way, as its social network structure make it an enjoyable virtual get-together/ hang-out spot for people with similar interests, there do need to be different subforums than what we currently have. A subforum labeled hobbies that contains several sub-forums of different hobbies and then the thread that applies to specific hobbies (i.e. Hobbies > Television > My Little Pony > FanFiction) or (Serious Topic Discussion > War and Military > America's Approach on the Middle Eastern Crisis) would be MUCH better to have than the current chaotic mess we use, where the FFA covers everything and the STD covers everything serious etc.

TL;DR Although I enjoy and love this community and the chummy Social Network feel it has, it needs better structure and organization to it.

I'll revise my statement to Alyxx from a week or so ago. The type of woman expressed above I would punch, because at that point, if you can cause such misery for your own benefit and not feel any shame or guilt, you aren't even deserving of the title of Homo Sapien. You deserve to be burned at the stake if you're THAT immoral. Destroying the structure of an entire family with no pentinance deserves the most suffering and awful punishments the world has to offer you. If there is one thing I believe in, it is the value of a closely knit family. I can stand a stupid bitch who is threatening to punch your lights out, but something like that, hell no. I'd honestly like to kill you myself with all honesty.

It's a syle of hat of Italian-American origin. Heavily used by members of the mafia in order to identify fellow mob members. Fedoras of different mobs had different colors, ribbons, styles, etc. If two fedoras that didn't match crossed paths, somebody usually got roughed up or even snuffed.

Yeah, well you're on a phone. It's more of a PC compatible site. I can hardly navigate it on my iPod...

I gave it a good chuckle, and I can explain why.

Your body is actually using denial as a coping mechanism to keep you from accepting that humanity is no longer an existant thing, but merely the thought of something that has been unable to sustain itself through the tests of time.

Heavy Heatmaker

R.I.P. Spy

 

Seriously, though, I think every weapon is mostly fine except for the new Scout weapon and Heavy minigun. While the former requires a lack of the cherished pistol, it's somewhat unbalanced because its only downside is a meager "No random crits."

Have you played with it yet? It is most definitely balanced. No random crits is all it needs. You can throw it once every 5 seconds or so. It does about 45 damage on hit + bleed. The crit does 120 or 180. The mini-crit for a "longshot" is absolutely ridiculously far, so that's really out of question. Overall it is an excellent weapon and, in my opinion, is perfectly balanced.

Also, I have played as Spy against Heatmaker Heavies. It teaches you patience, a priceless virtue as Spy, and besides, the Dead Ringer decimates it anyway.

All hail Lord Smooze!

Anyway, last nights dream was, at the very least, NSFW. Let's say there were three blondes and nobody was wearing clothes...

...God Damn I love my brain. Best dream EVER!

That would be an impressive feat to pull off.

I spit at the top of Loop-the-Loops on roller coasters.

1523

Banned for supporting me.

Even when you're psychotic, bowties are cool.

Okay, just 5 more and we can get things started.

"No I did not see that squirrel," I was told by my cousin Earl.

FAQ of using Android powered devices to upload pictures of yourself:

1. Take a picture.

2. Remember the file name as best you can. Better yet, rename the file so you can easily identify it.

3. Get a Photobucket account

4. Upload the pic to Photobucket.

5. Your photo now has a URL. Go to it, copypasta, and put it here in tags.

6. Get banned for NSFW content

7. Get arrested for posting child pornography

8. Rot in prison

9. End up like Brooks in Shawshank Redemption and kill yourself in the world that you can no longer handle because of its ridiculously fast progress.

10. Respawn and do it all over again.

(Step 10 is optional, meaning you have to be a God or Demigod to perform

it)

What are you talking about Blighty? Chuck's project? Or something else. Go on and Fluttershy will make you feel all better about yourself!

Srake, I'm honestly too damn hopped up on caffeine to understand anything inferred. Please outright tell me what it is you're afraid of and I will make sure to err... Refrain from posting it (trust me, I won't).

So much Pinkie Pie exploding within my core and inner soul right now. I think I'm addicted to caffeine. Is that possible? Is caffeine a physically addictive drug, or is it just psychological?

Good god, I literally feel like I'm in two place at once. When I was little and i got fevers, I used to have these fits where I could not move at a normal speed. My body literally forced me to move around at a speed walk when I was trying to walk normal. That is how I am right now. Holy fuck it musr feel good to be Pinkie Pie. Being like this all the time? Oh yes please!

ABG's gone. We'll always be in lament after such a tragic loss. I actually joined just after the war and he acted like an internet father figure almost. He got along with everyone pretty well, but I talked to him recently and he told me he got bored with the forum. Whatever though. I still KiT on Steam, so it's not like he's gone forever.

Back on topic guys.

Looked at the candy rack at the 7 Eleven. Take 5 on sale. My thought process:

*Stares*

Ugh, pretzels are disgusting, but then it IS cheaper than the Heath bar and I'm running low on funds. Well they both have chocolate, which is what I'm really in the mood for. But then I can actually Eat the rest of the Heath without looking like a disgusting fucktard and licking the pretzels clean and chucking them.

Guy at the register: "Umm, are you alright?"

Me: "Yea, this is just a really big life decision."

Register man, being a 7 11 employee, is inherently Indian so he looks on seeming very confused, obviously not getting my humor.

Back to thoughts:

Ahh Fuck it. I'll take the Heath and pay the extra dollar.

Register guy, obviously feeling obligated to say something after such an odd ordeal: Did you find everything alright?

Me: Yeah man. Thanks for being patient with me. I'm truly grateful. I just managed to beat back my inner demons and give my heart what it truly desires. Thanks.

Register Guy, looking very nervous: Umm... Here's your change. Have a good day.

Me: You too, man. You too.

*Leaves store

Afterthought: I really hope I don't come back on his shift again, cuz I doubt he'll forget me and I don't think I'll ever be able to improv like that again.

Sorry to doublepost but these are completely unrelated.

Four new weapons. My initial opinions:

Heavy Heatmaker: Needs a damage nerf along with the ammo nerf. Will make heavies stay in windup more often, though, so they will be more susceptible to headshots. Practically eliminates the power of a good Kunai spy.

Scout's Flying Guillotine: Awesome weapon. Very unique and fresh and I like it a lot. And furthermore, they released it into the game PERFECTLY BALANCED for once.

Spy's Red Tape Recorder: Yet again, an incredible weapon concept. It does need a nerf though on how quickly it downgrades buildings, cause if you're an engineer and you're repairing your tele or something and a spy lays one on your LVL 3 sentry, it will be down to level 1 before you can say "Makin Bacon" unless, of course, you're turtling, a tactic I do not personally support in any way. Besides all of that, NEW SAPPER FINALLY 5 YEARS IN THE MAKING!

Neon Annihilator: Awesome concept, good execution, but maybe a minor damage nerf before it's balanced. The idea of depending on teammates for kills is awesome. I see some competitive Scout Pyro combos coming if this isn't banned from comp play. However, 2Fort spies beware. The sewers aren't safe any longer...