Collective Foal

I thought it was funny. I don't think he was doing it to be an asshole. It came off that way at first, but then he started talking like a hippy and I stopped taking it seriously and realized in was all in good fun.

Listening to ponies, thinking about ponies, BUT I'm stuck working. Aww man.

Fighting narcolepsy in order to finish my chores and stuff.

Derp derp, der derp derp, der derpity derp.

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Pretending to be a Spambot, just to irritate Alyxx. Let's see how good I am at this:

I'm offering CHEESE GRADERS the will cut the CHEESIEST CHEESE you could ever find. I don't care how CHEESY you are because these CHEESE graders will only cost $2.00!!! I will place the link to the CHEESE graders below, but it will actually be a link to a malicious sight full of blue-screen-of-death type viruses.

Worms_and_Trojans_and_AIDS_ohmy.com

.........

Oh, I'm sorry, my heart just stopped. Can't really type when you're clinically dead now can you?

Just started watching the Marble Hornets series my friend told me about. Got to episode 18. Pissed myself. No lie. Fuck me...

If you want to watch Marble Hornets, it's on YouTube. Also, for a taste of what you're in for, the game Slender is based off of the series.

Why would you even want to be Apple? I mean, it's a company run by the douchebags, of the douchebags, and for the douchebags, and it was owned by a douchebag.

As long as it have Propane Nightmares, you're doing it right, anyway, the replay feature is broken for me and Im too lazy to search for a fix, so I will just post a cool frag video I found:

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Watched it about 5 times. STAR is my favorite sub.

Anyways, I just uncrated a Strange Rawket Lawn Chair yesterday. Named it

"Fluttershy's Dragon-Taming Bitch Cannon."

FUCK YEA...

But I was playing on Granary, yet again, and got a pretty baws airshot kill myself. Hit a scout with one rocket and he ran away. I shot a rocket down the courtyard and realized "Dammit, I shot too high. That's not hitting anything." But, the Scout, while trying to get through the door leading to their second point, double jumps into it. I just sat their for a sec and realized I had to taunt that.

Also, I've been getting much better with my judgement. Picking fights is becoming more of a strength for me. I've gotten less concerned about "KILL KILL KILL" and more concerned about "LIVE LIVE LIVE." I've even started baiting kills for my teammates, like distracting a pyro who's on the point while a spy gives him da bidness. Or jumping around Rather than running away so enemies find it harder to hit me and it gives my teammates time to show up and save my ass.

EDIT: bigger than I thought, spoiler'd

 

 

Too true, too true.

The milk duds got me.

I'm going to be working so much tomorrow. First all the work my father could muster out in the backyard, then at 4:30, I have to go do volunteer work cooking and selling food for my Grandmother's concession stand at the Soapbox Derby.

Edit: Ugh, I'd say I'm getting off topic. Sorry. I really need to put my thoughts into words with this kind of thing, and Pinkie (The usual victim) isn't around at the moment. Is this bothering anyone?

 

It's not off-topic if it's what you're doing right now, and it's certainly not bothering me personally.

 

However, considering it seems to be quite the saga, you might be better off making a separate thread for it all in the "Gaming in general" section, as it's quite interesting to read.

Well isn't that interesting...

OT: Glaring at Shiny through the fourth wall.

Oh god, if Collective Foal sees his he's gonna jizz himself into a self destruct mode.

At the very end I was thinking "Holy fuck, that was good. I mean, the voice replication was stellar."

Then... "Get racked, Bitches."

Fucking Lost it

I'll make you a suggestion. Either give up East Prussia without a fight and take it back another day when your forces are greater, or burn a path to the south through Austria and Czechoslovakia, taking their land but keeping your armies safe from them French bastards.

Hey Shiny, that was a nice trailer. So when does the movie come out in thea-

...oh. It already came out? Huh. Guess they weren't as popular as they thought...

Worrying about Felix's insurance premiuhhh- I mean his leg.

Oh, Twilight, dafuq did you do to egg them on. Sign a fucking treaty or some shit. Don't make any agressive advances (Fuck, I don't know how this game works. Don't listen to me )

So what? He took your idea, Chuck and exploited it and lied to your beautiful face? How terrible.

Now here's some food for though. I would personally find it absolutely hilarious if I managed to achieve Internet/Brony fame whilst you two keep up with your back-and-forth. Although it won't happen most likely, it would still be funny as hell.

Thank you very much, Shiny. I can understand if it's not your type of fic. I also understand that it is early on, so I do feel like I was going to address most of the issues you listed coming later in the chapter (I've decided to extend the chapter rather than write a new one).

Lord Sinister = Bane of all Spambots

Welp, I just woke up from my caffeine induced coma. My kidneys were absolutely killiing me. Apparently if you drink a lot of caffeinated beverages over the night, your kidneys get overloaded with processing, who would've guessed it, CAFFEINE. A glass of water fixed me up though, so everything's good.

Oh god. If I don't get a new computer soon, I might have to spend extra just so I can downgrade to 7 and make everything actually manageable. GOD DAMMIT GATES!

Watched a little more Gurren Lagann.

Fuckin, Yoko! GIVE ME YOUR TITTIES!

EDIT: GAH! ONE MORE! GO YOU BUGGER, GO!

Well, I also complain a lot, and like you, I really feel the need to do so (And actually enjoy doing so). But I try to be 'fair' about it. When I'm complaining to someone, I try my best to make it funny, so they'll actually not hate hearing it.

 

Ask Pinkie. He should know what I mean, since he's probably experienced it from me more than anyone.

And I always complain to you, and Pinkie often complains to me, so I guess it makes a good "Circle of Bitching".

You, Chuck, Shiny, Weebs, and I need to get together a lot more often.

You do NOT want to see how most of Twi, Weebs, and I's conversations go down. Like, really.

 

Remember that conversation Pinkie posted in the pony thread? Yeah.

Now that I want to be a part of

Me too. I saw that convo and just thought

"Wow, if I could've been there rather than slept all night, I might have actually enjoyed myself and laughed that night..."

Weird how you always forget how hilarious Mel Brooks' movies are until you watch them again...

Banned because you are quite the naughty pony.

Irresistable