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Impossibru/10

Indifference out of 10.

1811 - Shitaton's economy is booming, but rebel factions are forming to protest against Shitdustry and FIC. A group of rebels, know only as the TP Brigade, protested outside of FIC's headquarters in Shitaton, with the slogan "We're sick of your shit!" When the shit hit the fan later that year, protests became violet, causing a massive shit-storm in the center of Shitaton.

Meh out of 10

1808 ^ That thing he said takes effect

Shitdustry and FIC take over funding for "Operation Clean Dat Shit", now a private business opperation. New jobs are created. They are very shitty jobs, but they still helped the economy of Shitaton. New supplies of feces for sale are being created by various species of swine, what opponents are referring to as "Capitalist Pigs"

1803 - The bill to sell excess shit as fertilizer passes. As Shitaton's economy becomes more dependent on shit, people begin to fear the Fecal-Industrial Complex

1801 Operation Clean Dat shit low on funds, the government of Shitaton considers selling excess shit as fertilizer to less shit-riddle locations. Some politicians oppose out of fear that those who purchase these hazardous materials will use them to made a WMD (Weapon of Massive Diarrhea) similar to the one first used on Shitaton.

1797 The town of Diarrhea has been renamed "Shitaton" due to last years nuclear assplosion. Shit smell still to powerful for habitation, but the local flora is thriving.

Funny, if not visually striking. Pi out of 5

Miyamoto Meter: Pony out of 10.

Apesar de todo lo malo nunca cuesta rendirse. Sonriele ala vida, demuestrale que aunque te tumbe siempre te volveras a parar. ♥

Prisoner 1783 escaped today, using an AR-15 made of plastic spoons and toothpicks.

After doing all the drugs we bought some cool john lenon-esque glasses and thought the logical next step was to paint our faces as pikachu and pose with nerf guns:

 

Fixed

"I can fall faster than this!"

I never really got this quote. The elevator is supposed to go slower than you can fall, otherwise you would be in free-fall and then *splat*. Unless I just don't get physics, which is a very real possibility.

This is what I think is going to happen:

"I hope irate fans don't do anything too rash"

*Goes to machinima.com*

Network error 482. Somebody shot the server with a 12 Gauge, please contact your administrator.

"Well..."

I'm joking of course. I'm not gonna go to machinima.com.

If you're anything other than red blooded, then you might want to get that checked out.

...shit...

It's so posed to be red? So glowing brown is bad then?

Depends on if you got super powers or not.

I require more entertaining videos to watch in order to be happy.

 

Machimina has gotten a huge load of hatred and spiders from me.

Comes with free hatred if you choose the "Send to Machinima" option on Amazon.com

I guess Ross better call Saul.

hehehehe

That guy from Homeland?

No, different Saul. Saul Goodman. From Breaking Bad.

It actually more of a game of "spout hypothetical scenarios until we get some real facts"

I guess Ross better call Saul.

Ross should so go with Rooster Teeth. If only because I'd love to see "Red vs. Blue vs. Freeman". Even just for one episode, like April Fools day or something.

Google, broadly speaking, reaps the benefits without spending a dime.

I don't know what's in the contract. So I'm just going to mosey on outta here.

Me neither, but lots of people sure seem too. I wonder where they get all these insider tips, I say sarcastically.

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