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I have my legal bulldogs on it.

That gave me a mental image of bulldogs in suits mauling some guy. Which is what should totally happen to this scammer guy.

1616, 394 years before 2020, the year everyone gains perfect vision.

1611, my ATM pin num- DISREGARD THAT STATEMENT

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1600: What begins (if Collective Foal is to be believed) the most revolutionary century ever.

The first time I heard this song at the end of Mass Effect, it was one of the few times I actually sat through the end credits of a game just to hear the music.

The other two times being Portal.

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please don't ban me.. i'm not a spambot.

It's probably deadly.

Definitely. That's why Gordon takes damage when the Gonarch splooges on him.

What about the sack of a Gonarch? What would it taste like? Highly concentrated headcrabs?

SEMEN. What do you think it's based off of?

HIGHLY CONCENTRATED HEADCRAB SEMEN.

It's a pity people want to volunteer and then they just flake out If they know they can't do the job becaouse of this or that reason, they shouldn't volunteer in the first place. Then Ross is forced to work his ass off and do others job because of irresponsible people like that.

This is pretty much why I haven't volunteered. I'd love to help Ross, but I also know I'd probably have about .1% reliability.

Hounddog eyes taste like headcrabs, of course.

Maybe... The blood is almost the same as headcrab's blood

I'm guessing you either misread that, or you've seen some pretty fucked-up hound dogs.

Then what does Houndeye taste like?

They just taste awful, but they are useful for some sports, such as the one invented by theoretical physicist Doctor Gordon Freeman during the Black Mesa incident of 1998. Sadly, the sport never really took off due to society falling to alien overlords, who evidently have no sense of fun, and so it remains unnamed.

You can juice anything if you squish it hard enough.

It could be Urge.

Googled that because I didn't know what it was.

First, third, and fourth pictures were the energy drink I assume you're referring to, which looks admittedly like headcrab blood.

The fifth picture was bear sex.

Hey, maybe by the time Half-Life 3 is released, affordable virtual reality will be available.

But then, what's the greener stuff in the blood?

Diet Mountain Dew and broccoli.

The worst thing about it is the fact one day all the "friendly" girls will suddenly crush on someone (probably a totally asshole) and leave you.

As explained here.

It's number 4.

Early November.

 

 

I wouldn't count on "early" ;d

Sometime before November 30th, then.

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Early November.

I'm trying to work on my animation skills, so I'd love to help, but I'd probably be too unskilled and certainly not reliable (what with school and all). But best of luck, and I look forward to seeing the final production!

I'm more interested in this mystery video than the upcoming Freeman episodes.

Ditto! I love FM, but it's always cooler to see what new stuff Ross comes up with.

Love this series, keep it up!