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I'm looking at the YouTube comments and the comments on Valve Time. lol People saying they are going to pirate this because of X are either horrendously stupid or terrible trolls.

 

Pirate it!? But it's going to be free!

That's why saying that makes them

either horrendously stupid or terrible trolls.

I think it would be great for him to start the game still thinking he was in Black Mesa.

"Uggh... My head... where... What's with these's outfits? Am I on the janitor tram? What the fuck?! I DON'T BELONG HERE! I HAVE A DOCTOR'S DEGREE!"

Who needs Ross Scott as your forced-at-gunpoint slave when you have an army of Ross-clones spitting out CP and FM episodes of the highest caliber at a rate of over 10 episodes a day?

Frankly, I think the voice acting is pretty funny. If this was something that was going to cost money, I might be disappointed, but I think this will be a very fun mod.

Who needs a whole bottle of pills when you've got a warehouse full of crack?

Maybe for an April fools episode when Ross gets to that point in... April 2092?

That or as something Freeman thinks of doing, but doesn't really do.

Freeman: * Fantasizes about hitting barney with shovel * No, no... I don't have a shovel, and he still owes me a beer...

This makes me glad Ross couldn't switch to BM:S. He couldn't make the joke about the microbiologists.

Who needs schizophrenia when you've got PTSD?

Barney: Good job, Gordon. Throwing that switch and all. I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

Gordon: Hey, screw you! At least I have an education!

I had my own reaction for that in SMOD.

Barney: Good job, Gordon. Throwing that switch and all. I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.

Gordon: *Hits Barney with shovel*

Who needs YouTube when you've got Netflix?

It's pretty nice hat But I'm more crazy about the cake though

 

However... I can eat a fedora cake wearing a fedora hat

You could also eat a fedora hat whilst wearing a fedora cake, but that would be far messier and not as tasty.

I got it, I was just being snarky for the sake of being snarky.

My prayers have been answered. Someone modded the editor to have MASHY-SPIKE-PLATES!!!! And a bunch of other cool stuff. It should be released toward's the end of the month. (Though apparently he said that last month too.)

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The aliens aren't going to probe you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid.

No, Freeman, we're not putting extra plating on the HEV suit's ass just because you think that.

Who needs a Spiderman with a Yorkshire accent when you can have Gordon Freeman that doesn't talk at all?

Who needs Geico when you can have a cockney accent?

Who needs a cockney accent when even batman sounds cockney?

Who needs a getgo when you can have a gekko?

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Who needs an HECU Sentry Gun when you've got a Level 3 Sentry Mechanical Firing Device

Who needs manana when you have Aperture Brand Turrets that fire 65% more bullet per bullet?

He kinda looks like Jensen.

 

He kinda looks like everyone

It's because the Machines don't know how he really looks...

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Metallica's version is more entertaining than Hemingway's.

Who needs a strawberry when you've got RAWBERRY? Made with lightning! REAL LIGHTNING!