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I fixed the spelling in the first test chamber and addressed all your complaints on the second. The lights on the first were meant to draw the players attention upwards, but seemed to have the opposite effect, so I might change that soon.

For the second map, the changes are:

Let me know if I overlooked anything or made any new errors. I will also be playing and reviewing your maps soon!

EDIT:

A Slight Drop:

Bisection:

Burglary Scenario A:

Would not load for some reason, so I'll try that one again later.

Laser-Cube Conundrum:

I'll let you know when I've played Think Outside The Cube and Burglary Scenario A.

I'm creating this topic so that all the Accursed Farmers can share maps made with the Perpetual Testing Initiative map maker. Or any custom Portal 2 maps, if you're too fancy for the basic one.

I just wanted to get some exposure and hopefully some feedback for my maps, and I invite you all to do the same. Just two so far, but I will take into account any helpful criticism into future maps.

Amateur Aperture

Amateur Aperture 02

Also, since I made the maps, I knew the solution from the start, so I don't know how easy/hard they are.

"Defibrillators aren't rigged to make your heart explode if it detects that you don't have health insurance, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Black Mesa doesn't lock their workers in, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Black Mesa isn't frivolously spending grant money on a giant nut-cracking room, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Now that I think about it, I bet the programmers were trying to rig the anti-mass spectrometer to open up the all-stripper universe, but accidentally got xen instead.

It's funny how much difference a few wrong coordinates can make. Those strippers were probably bloodthirsty vampires anyway, though I'll admit that might have made them even more attractive.

Until they kill you or worse. The worse being that they're all Twilight fans.

Now that I think about it, I bet the programmers were trying to rig the anti-mass spectrometer to open up the all-stripper universe, but accidentally got xen instead.

Barney: "Now, about that beer I owe you."

Gordon: "Wait, you're that bastard that sent that soldier to kill me, aren't you?"

Barney: "It's me, Gordon! Barney, from Black Mesa!"

Gordon: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure I shot you. But if you think that and a beer is going to make up for trying to kill me, you're wrong."

Gentlemen behold...My happy face!

 

 

Your happy face reminds me of Agent K's happy face.

"I'm Alyx Vance. My father worked with you, back in Black Mesa. I'm sure you don't remember me though. Man of few words, aren't you?"

 

How are you supposed to respond to that?

 

Wow, this is certainly an exercise in Improv comedy.

"I just had a near death experience. Again. Then you threw a flash-bang in my face! Thanks for saving my life and all, but don't expect my whole life story after that. I'm stressed. I need some pills..."

Gabe On ‘Ricochet 2′ Delay. He Doesn’t Mean Ricochet.

 

Does this mean i was right?

It means exactly that, in a not-at-all kind of way.

I'm a moron. How should i have known that the internet was trolling with me.

You're not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron. You're the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.

They haven't said it in earnest as far as I'm aware.

It was used as a thinly-veiled code word here and you can even "pre-purchase" it here.

I'm being serious here. They are supposedly working on Ricochet 2. When valve works on a project they don't abandon it so Ricochet 2 is gonna be valve's next release.

What he's saying is Valve's not actually working on it at all. Can't abandon something that doesn't exist. But then again, surely a corporation would never lie to us.

Ross's Microphone is now broken, but he should still be able to add dialogue about on par with that of the original Gordon Freeman.

Aperture science keeps working after the apocalypse whereas Black Mesa causes the apocalypse.

...Leading to Michael Bay having an orgasm.

Nope, that would be this.

With your ears.

That isn't what I meant at all, and you know it, and that wasn't even funny because it was so obvious.

So was I wrong? Did you just electrically stimulate the sound-receiving part of your brain directly, bypassing the need for ears? 'cause that would be cool, and I congratulate you on inventing Brain-Radio haha

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Internet High-Five for anyone who can correctly guess how I heard this.

With your ears.

Yeah, it works now! Great episode by the way, I love how this series has come along, keep it up!

The bullets did nothing, Freeman actually blew up the chopper with his mind.

"The aliens aren't going to teleport inside you and pop you like a baloon, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I haven't played Ricochet, but I saw a video of it. Valve's pretty awesome (if a bit slow), so if they really are working on a Ricochet 2 (which I sincerely doubt) they probably could make it really cool. But that's probably code for HL3, because, ya know, Valve can't count to three, so they needed a name with a two in it instead.

Red vs. Blue Season 9

Hey, you dumb fucks are finally fighting the aliens!