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Now it says it's been removed by the user. I want to see it!

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It says the video is being processed.

That Bullsquid looks sick. Wonder what new noises they made for it.

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..."

I can see it now: It's eye's stare into your soul, it's tentacles writhe menacingly, it gnashes it's teeth, still wet and stained with the blood from it's last victim... and then it fucking rick-rolls you.

That was a very DAMN good episode Ross. The secene with the dam was so DAMN good especially when freeman fired his god DAMN gun at all those guys and such. That DAMN sound editing for god DAMN forever but it was DAMN worth it for the wait. That DAMN water was everywhere i don't like how no one has DAMN stuff for the one Freeman. This DAMN world is against him. PS: God DAMN i love you Ross.

Sorry, but that joke is so DAMN played out by now that it's not really funny anymore.

I know, seriously, da- I mean... shit.

Valve seems to have a policy of "whatever the hell we said most recently is canon" so as far as I'm concerned as long as it's not later contradicted, it's canon. Also, the MP5 could've killed the pilot (who I guess hit a self-destruct button or something as he was dying). Of course, the HECU is having trouble taking down an untrained theoretical physicist, so maybe the chopper is made of cardboard.

Anyway, good (but brief) episode, and a lot of damn dam puns. But I know there is a feature-length film in the making, so the brevity doesn't concern me too much.

EDIT: It looks like there's definitely enough interest, I'll figure out specifics and have a new post with the details later on.

 

Dont forget internet 101: if a thousand people say they will do something, with some luck, 10 will actually do it.

Hence the amusement park.

Why not even go further back and let us play as Eli for an entire game?

Why not just let us play as Eli in Half-Life thr- Oh, right... right...

Valve is going to release Half-Life 0 next, which will consist of Gordon Freeman doing lab work.

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I seem to recall remakes of Blue Shift and Opposing Force being made, which may or may not be dead now.

Well, I guess that answers that question.

more girls in skimpy clothing with loose morals and low standards

Fun Fact: This is how you boost the attendance at ANY event.

I made an account and spent fifteen minutes setting it up to say ONE THING.

 

FINALLY, THERE IS AN INTERNET CELEBRITY THAT LIVES IN THIS SHITHOLE STATE.

 

God as my witness, I will be at any meetup that may occur, or die trying.

Virginia isn't a shithole. How dare you.

Yeah! It's more of shit-indention!

Sorry, couldn't resist. No offence to Virginia or any Virginians.

Come to think of it, the Gravity Grapple effect could be pretty easily achieved with noclip.

Yes, because I have exactly the same does not seem to work.

See, it makes more sense just to do it once, and then come up with another sentence, like this one.

Of course, you know how RSVP polls are. Yes means maybe, maybe means no, no means hell no, and hell no means clowns are fucking terrifying.

Blacksburg, VA is, according to Google maps, about two hours and forty-five minutes from my house. I mean, it'd be cool to meet you, Ross, but gas is fucking expensive and I'm not quite that psychotic of a fan. But if you happen to travel through NC, which isn't super unreasonable, let me know.

 

Shit, this is scarily accurate, that's pretty much how it is for me too.

Does that mean you're living in my house?

"WHY CAN'T I USE THIS TO PULL MYSELF TOWARD SOMETHING ELSE!?"

That's a good point. It should be that you get pulled towards anything too big for the Gravity Gun to pick up. That'd be boss.

OR, Ross hire some guys to do everything for him, and he just puts his voice.

I see this as more likely to happen with other projects, like with the 2D Civil Protection episodes. It's a great idea for Ross to do this for like... everything... but I doubt it's going to happen on his current budget.

Blacksburg, VA is, according to Google maps, about two hours and forty-five minutes from my house. I mean, it'd be cool to meet you, Ross, but gas is fucking expensive and I'm not quite that psychotic of a fan. But if you happen to travel through NC, which isn't super unreasonable, let me know.

Upon receiving the gravity gun:

 

"Forget a grappling hook, forget bullets! Blunt force trauma is all I need. (smashes a box into a wall) Oh yeah, there are going to be a LOT of opened crates today."

"Geez, how obsessed was Black Mesa with crate-smashing? The giant crate-smashing room, tons of crates to supply it, and now a crate smashing gun? We just piss away grant money like it's... crates."

One cut sound bit from HL2 that I'd love to see Ross's Freeman's reaction to is Barney saying "I had to turn the cat right-side-out again, Gordon. To make sure it was a cat."

"Ferrets didn't cause the attack on Pearl Harbor, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."