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I can see both FM and the Animated Civil Protection continuing on as lower-difficulty filler while Ross works on other projects. Frankly, I'd love to see more of either.

Hecklers getting owned.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-satisfying-cases-hecklers-getting-destroyed/

My idea: He goes back for the gauss gun after seeing that massive-ass laser to see what that could do to the wall without the laser shield.

I approve of this.

Gordon kills aliens, kills scientists, goes through experimental cheese cutter, and kills soldiers.

I think he'll try and send the scientists through it first and kill at least one of them that way. He'd probably kill the rest of them if he didn't need at least one alive.

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this band grew on me like a cancer.

Hehe Astrology puns...

"Peaceful, Easy Feeling"- The Eagles

"Long Cool Woman" - The Hollies

"Take the Money and Run" by Steve Miller Band on Pandora. While I'm working on my Piracy vs. Theft project.

are you saying vikings actually put bread around their meat, rather than chomping down on it whole? PREPOSTEROUS.

I'm pretty sure they put their defeated enemies around their meat.

I think the reference could work if it went something like this:

Freeman (depressed and exhausted after lots of fighting): Why am I still here? Does my life have any meaning?!

Scientist: According to my calculations, the meaning of life is fortyt-

Freeman: *cocks revolver and points it at scientist* YOU ARE LESS USEFUL THAN TITS ON A BULL!

Different people from different regions have different names for things. So I was wondering, what do you personally call this?:

Pandora. Currently "Bad Moon Rising" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

The "Baby Bomb" was an experimental weapon being developed by the USSR in the 1950s which would drop thousands of infants over an area. If several of these such weapons were used, it would overpopulate the area and deplete it's resources rapidly. As the children aged, the effects could last up to about 72 years, longer if the children had children.

I would think as long as it didn't have anything directly associated with half-life, like the logo or something, it wouldn't matter. Like grenades and MP5's are not Valve trademarks.

Man, optimists are retards.

It's a TV show. I just watched the first episode yesterday on Netflix.

I think there's already a thread on this. Also, I think it might be Eddie Raja.

The whole bleeding from the crotch once a month thing is one of the reasons why I'm glad I'm not a girl.

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© I’m gonna be honest. I just picked this because I don’t really think you’re going to read all of these, if any of them, and “kerflummock” just sounds funny as hell. Seriously, if you’re actually reading this, say it out loud and try not to laugh. Kerflummock.

And they shall call him... Shepard.

"to secure and protect the territorial integrity and political independence of such nations, requesting such aid against covert armed aggression from any nation controlled by international communism."

It will feature Freeman tripping on acid. So basically what kuzmuz said.