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I believe he originally wanted to start with HL2, but didn't want to begin with a sequel. I think he also said he'd continue into HL2 IF he had enough interest in it by then.

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That metaphor is delicious.

 

It's a simile.

But a metaphor is like a simile, in that they're both analogies.

Have you ever watched "No Ordinary Family"? I mean like what the genius kid on that has.

Physics helps fighting, because it trains your mind to be able to accurately judge the bullet trajectories.

I learned that a loud noise will blow out a camera. Why does it do that? How do you fix it? Next episode!

I imagine the explanation going something like this:

Dave:You see, loud noises, like this-

Mike:DAVE! NO!

*Dave sets off explosion* KA-BOOM

Dave:Anyway, an explosion like that will damage the microphone the same way-

Mike:DAVE! What the hell is wrong with you?!

Dave:-the same way a lound noise can make a person go temporarily deaf.

Mike:Dammit, Dave, nobody is going to hear the explanation because you screwed up the volume again!

Note: I don't know if my explanation is true or not, but it made sense to me.

I insist: just hydrolisys. The suit takes two molecules of water (H2O) and uses energy to turn them into two molecules of hydrogen (H2) and one of oxygen (O2).

I'm pretty sure that's what his beard does.

Well, after Episode 2, Eli wouldn't be singing or playing anything.

Who needs Gordon Freeman when all I need are bullets? We've got a lot of those here, Earth is a mineral rich planet.

His goatee doubles as an air filter.

I always imagine that's how Jamie Hyneman breathes under water.

Do not taunt the Hyneman. Remember, the Hyneman is more scared of you than you are of him.

His goatee doubles as an air filter.

Maybe he meant like the SMOD tactical, and not the regular one.But Ross will still probably use only the vanilla or a visual enhancement, like the update mod.

Who needs to ship ponies when stray ponies wander up to your house? (This actually happened to me)

Who needs Gabe N. at gunpoint when you can trap him in limbo so that he knows how Gordon Freeman feels waiting for Episode 3?

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He'll be in the Christmas episode. That's been submitted to Machinima.com, I've been told it will be out on Friday.

This is awesome news!

Malcolm Middleton- We're all going to die

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You know what makes me smile?

 

Face muscles.

 

(I'm so sorry!)

You know what makes me laugh?

Nitrous oxide.

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