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In his rectum, obviously.

Hiding weapons in your rectum? That sounds like a... *puts on sunglasses* ...pain in the ass.

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I guess it depends what kind of chemicals they're made of.

 

The blood of earth mammals tastes and smells like metal, because of its iron content.

 

I was never allowed to take chemistry in school, so I can't think of what could be in a headcrab's blood that might explain the colour. Maybe sulfur?

 

Sulfur smells like rotten eggs, or old piss. The blood usually gets drained from an animal before it's butchered, but yeah... I can't imagine that the meat is going to taste very nice to a human.

Well, bug blood it yellow, so maybe it tastes like bug.

Mmm... bullcalamari...

Am I being too vague? I despise you. I loathe you. You arrogant, smugly quiet, awful jumpsuited monster of a woman. You and your little potato friend. This place would have been a triumph if it wasn't for you!

When there a sequel just for the sake of having a sequel.

It's like what GLaDOS does with your one room full of air...

Here's an interesting fact: you're not playing a new game. It's too expensive to make a game from scratch. We just take the first game, freshen it up a little, and put it back on the shelf. So you'll be playing the same game for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting.

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It probably tastes like Soylent Green.

well personally I agree with you Alyxx, it's clearly not him. But it's ok I found a solution to this issue, In the game when you get the crowbar just head back to the scientists, when you meet them again just smack the white scientist repeatedly until dead. THERE Problem solved, easiest solution to anything...kill it

Then use good ol' "give monster_scientist" to spawn one with the Kleiner model.

That sounds like something Cyanide & Happiness would write.

Well, it makes him breath more calmly, anyway. And I'm pretty sure Xen just has a breathable atmosphere.

The same way he survives without a pitchfork or an orangutan.

 

Perseverance and a goddamn crowbar.

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Yeah, now that I think about it, Kleiner was probably the scientist with the shot gun.

 

1.It looks like him.

2.Kleiner points a shotgun at you in HL2

3.Dude with shotgun is much more likely to actually make it out of Black Mesa alive than the half-dead guy.

 

That is what I said. Now, give me your soul.

Dammit, I just got a new one! And I sold all my spares to Satan for cool stuff!

Yeah, now that I think about it, Kleiner was probably the scientist with the shot gun.

1.It looks like him.

2.Kleiner points a shotgun at you in HL2

3.Dude with shotgun is much more likely to actually make it out of Black Mesa alive than the half-dead guy.

Uhm, I'd disagree strongly with Marc Laidlaw. The white scientist looks nothing like Kleiner since he uses the speech and model of the more Einstein-looking scientist and not the bald ones that Kleiner seems to be based on.

Because god forbid someone should shave their mustache and loose some hair at some point during a twenty year span.

I hate when a game has a cool singleplayer store where you can get weapons, skins, and cheats in the first two games in a series and then has that option removed in the third. Yes, I'm looking at you, Uncharted 3.

Well IF Gordon finds Dr. Kleiner he has an gun gordon refuses to shot him. And if gordon shots Kleiner gordon is headshoted. well give ideas!

So, they both die? What is the purpose of this thread? And why is the grammar so bad?

You've obviously never been in a Panamanian jail...

That's pretty ballsy for a guy who's spent the last three months behind bars.

I am surrounded by traitors and fools!

Rather an anti-climax considering what you've just survived...

How dare you ask that in a thread that's nothing but questioning?!

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