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HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE STAIN-FIGHTING POWER OF OXYCLEAN?!

No, because at this point if Freeman ran out of ammo, he'd kill the soldier with the crowbar. Or his bare hands. Or his teeth.

As far as I'm concerned, they're canon unless otherwise contradicted by a future Half-Life game.

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT THE NAME OF MY FOILED TIN!?

How dare you have logic that is as easy to poke holes in as tin-foil?!

Well, based on the most recent episode, "Oh, THEY couldn't kill me, so they send a GIANT testicle to do it! Overcompensation much? If they actually had some balls, THEY WOULDN'T NEED THIS ONE!"

How dare you not realize that I said "with a HAL eye" and not simply say that it was HAL?!

How dare you have an avatar with a HAL eye?!

AH! Oh. My. God. You look terrible - ummm... good. Looking good, actually.

How many men have you killed? How many, just today?

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As Bart says, "You gotta admit, it's catchy."

Is that the one you dated?

That's a great idea, only... We got one small problem...

How dare you not capitalize his proper title of "Knucklehead"?!

Your share, Eddie, was contingent upon you doing what I required.

Death and destruction on an unimaginable scale...

How dare you do pretty much the same thing, just with quotation marks?!

Yeah, that and a quarter'll get you twenty-five cents

Kid, I don't even know what the hell you're talking about.

Nice! There's also some other live-action half-life, Uplink, I think, that's poorly done and not really even recognizable as Half-Life. This is much, much better.

It'll fall faster through 212F water.

This is BULLSHIT, Roman! And you KNOW IT!!!

How dare you not realize that this "pitiful laser" could blind a pilot, causing him to crash into a nuclear power plant which is then interpreted as a terrorist attack, causing World War 3?

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I'm afraid Lazare-bitch beat you to it.