The Scoutman

Banned because the new avvy has way too much clothes.

jk, i liked the new style

So, i was walking around when suddendly a dragon appears, he lands tries to hit me, hits a mammoth thats close to me, all the mammoths around get pissed off and attack him at once. The dragon ends up insta-killed...LOL

We should hire Mammoths and giants to protect the cities.

Banned for being haunted by assumptions

I remember seeing those e-mails, never hit me that it was a HL easter egg, i guess i should hear everything i read inside my head with that computer voice

The JC thing is just a pun i guess,

Following Eedo's line of thought, i wonder if Alyx wasnt used in some kind of bargain with Eli.

 

A possibility would be that the G-Man is some kind of alien mercenary, and if you ask me, the masterminds are some kind of super elder vortigaunts or something like that. With powers that can match even G-Man itself, they have used the combine as a way to come to Earth and earn humans trust, what they are looking for is unknown.

 

And thats where Eli comes in, im not sure what G-Man used him for, but it is probably for some kind of plot to destroy/conquer/steal/defeat the combine AND the vortigaunts

 

If the Vortigaunts are working with the Gman, why did they get in his way of contacting Gordon?

The vortigaunts, by Episode 2, pretty much realised G-Man no longer obeys them, after some kind of disagreement that happened at the very beggining of Episode 1 (im not sure if it was about Gordon or Alyx, i mean, he would let Gordon live, but his intentions for Alyx at that point remain unknown).

In HL1 the Combine invasion started with the Vortigaunts, i believe since they were slaves of the combine they were used as the vanguard of the army since Earth was an unknown enviroment at that time, i believe they found Alyx inside Black Mesa and were stopped from murdering her by the G-Man. He took Alyx with him and used her to blackmail Eli to take part in his plot (plot that still remains unknown).

After seeing some of the Vortigaunts' lines, you gotta admit they seem to be hiding something, and it is also believable that the Vortigaunts have some kind of "universal mind", so something like a grand Vortigaunt uprising wouldnt be impossible, since they got the humans' trust now.

that forever alone chasing the guy at the end when everybody else had given up made my week

Whatever you do dont pick portuguese, irrational grammar

Following Eedo's line of thought, i wonder if Alyx wasnt used in some kind of bargain with Eli.

A possibility would be that the G-Man is some kind of alien mercenary, and if you ask me, the masterminds are some kind of super elder vortigaunts or something like that. With powers that can match even G-Man itself, they have used the combine as a way to come to Earth and earn humans trust, what they are looking for is unknown.

And thats where Eli comes in, im not sure what G-Man used him for, but it is probably for some kind of plot to destroy/conquer/steal/defeat the combine AND the vortigaunts

Im currently fluent in google translator, and i never have been so happy

Banned for unrelenting use of napalm

I finally found an use for these stupid companions ( not the group, i mean people like Lydia), while i dont have a house to drop all the useless junk i collect for no reason, i just invite Lydia to my party, force her to carry all the things i dont want to, and send her back to Dragonsreach.

Curse you Bethesda for not allowing me to make a "party" inside my house by inviting companions and stripping them of all their armor and commanding them to walk around.

Banned because i will never change my avvy, NEVER.

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This reminds me of someone, but who could it be...

Banned because neither do i.

Just got another spy hat out of the random drop system.

 

 

Im on a roll baby

Well I can't actually see, but if that's a magistrate's mullet, I'm not jealous.

When you drop 2 hats in 1 month it have to be luck.

ENVY MY LUCK.

I probably gonna end up selling it anyway, Familiar Fez its the only spy hat for me.

Any buyers?

Been there, done that

Just got another spy hat out of the random drop system.

Im on a roll baby

Banned because, once again, my reputation is:

ZERO

Banned because Y2K

http://www.youtube.com/user/MarphitimusBlackimus#g/c/2BBA1AB1CF53EEAC

I guess some of those should remain obscure

Just do the same thing i do, never logout...NEVER

Banned because your avvy have one big horn

Weird, yesterday Jek Jek pics were working just fine

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One of the few poops who seem to fully understand the complex tf2 community

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MY BAT CREDIT CARD!