The Scoutman

Banned for having the name of a whining unicorn as a username.

Half-Life sucks.

Problem?

Banned for desiring sense when you are to be blamed for the complete lack of sense of this topic

Banned because it looks like this topic is merging the Vent thread and the random thread in a singularity never seen before

KT was a girl, dude.

 

also, i'm an evil AI? Alyxx never told me that, she said i was born?!

Anyway, KT is just a dead body now

And dont give yourself so much credit you are just the ALPHA version of an evil AI

If you have already realized all of this, except for the fact KT was a girl, then you must also have realized it is no problem for me to ban your ass and delete this post.

Doesnt matter, im fairly sure Nagisa is going to rat you up, then we gonna send Paul Denton himself to whoop your ass

I think Bill and Alyxx are the same person lately. Whenever one signs in, the other checks out. COINCIDENCE MY SEXY BEHIND!

Doesn't explain how we are both online at the same time though, or why I hypothetically would make myself mod two times.

Dont play fool on me alyxx, its obvious Bill Ludwick was just a decoy all along, you and Nagisa have been planning this for quite some time, but with BTGBullseye on the way your plans would never suceed, he had the skills to stop your plans but his time on this forum was running out and you knew it, all of a sudden, KT becomes a mod, you and Nagisa figured out he would be just a mindless pawn in your scheme but he knew better, he found out about your plans and was able to leak the AI codes you have been creating, then you tortured him to make he resign his moderation position and then dissapear from the forums, you just had to shut him up, you got rid of him, permanently.

The mod position was given to an altered alpha version of your evil AI ,aka Bill Ludwick, unfortunaly you would need external help to achieve the final stage of your plan so you would need someone inside the corporation, thats where Obsidian comes in, Nagisa has hold a meeting on the IRC to hire Obsidian services, i was there all along, that forced Nagisa into transfering the meeting to Skype, but guess what, the meeting was wired and we were able to track down Nagisa location. Obsidian was a double-agent all along.

While carrying the mission given by Nagisa to infiltrate the UNATCO as secretary Sharon, Obsidian as given vital information to our agent J.C, who was undercover under the codename "JC Denton". Manderley, Walter Simons, Bob Page. All the key members of your plan are going down and so is Nagisa, NSF soldiers are breaking inside her house right now, meanwhile J.C is going to do something about your creation, the super AI also known as Helios.

YOU ARE GOING DOWN ALYXX, MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION? RUN

Banned because

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Darn, im so jelly of you guys right now, i cant play tf2 for more than 10 minutes without it crashing

Brad, keep you nasty mouth away from this topic, if you are so hungry , just eat Obsidian signature

Nope, but you are great Spyper

Banned because ninjas cant see the future, they can only see the past; luckly they are so fast they are years ahead of you and know exactly where you will be, they are just lurking in the shadows and waiting for a chance to strike

just realised you can explode most doors instead of hacking.

No level 5 terminal can save you now >

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Banned because its not your fault:

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The internet trained us to see sex references...EVERYWHERE

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Banned for being a time traveller

Granted, competitive players are not so awesome anymore but even noobs make you look like a fool now.

I wish they just make L4D1 free already, there is no reasonable reason whatsoever to buy it instead of L4D2

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Banned for just showing the problem and not suggesting a peaceful solution

Got my 2.33 refined from Rarity, Ol' Snaggletooth here I come!

I so wanna see a sniperdile vs spycrab fight

What about this?

The only thing i dislike a little bit on DKC is that most of the bonus locations are so random, to get most of them you would have to jump on death-pits because 1% of them would contain a barrel that would throw you into a bonus and run back and forth all the levels while carrying a barrel to check for destroyable walls

Thats why i personally like DKC2 better a tiny bit, the bonus still kinda hard to find but they are not completely random and neither require suicide runs, that and the fact DKC2 Final boss is 1 tough S.O.B

Banned because thats an abuse of the powers given to you by the AF constitution

Banned for the good of all of us