danielsangeo

>YFW You are given a button that will, if you decide to press it, will kill a random person but you will receive a very large sum of money.

1000/10 for redhead in latex.

Captain

whimps, put EVERYTHING on this bad boy and we got ourselves a pizza party.

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I decided to start my own game. That's right! In this game, you pick out a quote, snippet of dialog, or something else from a movie, a television program, or a video game, but don't identify the persons or other entities speaking (you can redact the person's name if it appears in the quote if you feel it would give away what it is easily). The next person who accurately guesses where the quote came from (the movie, television program, or video game) gets to post their own quote. So, for example:

I say:

"Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time."

"I think my uncle knows him. He said he was dead."

"Oh, he's not dead. Not yet."

"You know him?"

"Well, of course I know him! He's me."

Then the next person has to accurately answer that it's from Star Wars: A New Hope (the person posting the quote is the judge) and the person who gets it right first gets to post their own quote. I'll begin (and it doesn't have to be dialog, but this one will be):

"It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"

"More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom."

"More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?"

"Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?"

"Okay, [name redacted]. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!"

"I'm Alyx Vance. My father worked with you, back in Black Mesa. I'm sure you don't remember me though. Man of few words, aren't you?"

 

How are you supposed to respond to that?

 

Wow, this is certainly an exercise in Improv comedy.

Maybe he could say before this quote, "I"m not talking to you." Then Alyx could say her thing and, after she says "Man of few words, aren't you?", Freeman could launch into a tirade, talking over her.

You have an unhealthy amount of rule 34 Pony pictures stored on your computer, including quite a few that you've drawn yourself.

Are you a cat person, a dog person, or some other kind of pet person?

The lives of five different people as they come together for the first annual fetish convention, the Rubber Ball (Rated: NC-17).

Ghostbusters

9/10. For me, I think it'd be a perfect song without vocals, but still pretty kick ass.

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Like the movie "The Social Network" and "The Pirates of Silicon Valley", it investigates how the Mozilla organization was formed and grew to create Netscape and then the Firefox web-browser.

Captain Ron

Sadist

(And I mean that in the nicest possible way!)

I'll dig to the other side of the world!

Darn, I didn't get it in time, but here's the answer to the previous question:

I'm probably showing my age here but my first memories of television included four shows (sorry I couldn't narrow it down to one!): Today's Special, Pinwheel, Mr. Wizard's World, and You Can't Do That on Television. Youtube videos of the openings of these four shows are in the spoiler tags:

Today's Special:

Pinwheel:

Mr. Wizard's World:

You Can't Do That on Television:

My favorite movie right now is Rio.

If you could pick one person to be shipwrecked with on a deserted island (which will provide enough food and water to sustain you for the rest of your lives), who would it be?

Who needs chocolate when you have Zooey Deschanel?

(Yes, I'm pathetic.)

A bewitched microphone bestows magic powers onto a child struggling to make it in sports. The child grows up to be a 6 time NBA champion, a successful line of sneakers by Nike, and starred in the 1996 feature film, Space Jam, as himself.

The Last Mimzy

Who needs Zoey when you've got Zooey Deschanel?

I'd just like to make a quick note to anyone that's been watching and enjoying my subtitles. I might be out of town soon and, if the next episode of Freeman's Mind comes out while I'm gone, I won't be able to provide subtitles until I get back. Please be patient if this happens; I'll get to the subtitles as soon as I'm able. Thanks!

One man's battle with corporate and office politics.

Nightmare Before Christmas

(As an aside, I wonder if movie producers and such are trolling this thread looking for movie ideas. If any of my ideas are used, I demand compensation!)

Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Lock him up real tight

Throw away the pants and then

Turn off all the lights

I think "Hasta la vista, pants" would be better, but...

"Shall.we.play.a.game?"

"Thermonuclear pants."

"Wouldn't.you.prefer.a.nice.game.of.pants?"

"No. Thermonuclear pants."

"Fine."

"No one must know that I'm a brony. If word gets out--YIPE! My Fluttershy drawings!"

An explorer comes across this ancient tribe of humans where the tribal elder is able to control the weather with a special chant. When word spreads about the tribal elder's abilities, it is up to the explorer and his team to protect the tribe from people that would want to use the elder for their own motives and to keep the tribe from being destroyed.

Ted

Greta (holding phone receiver): "He just knocked over an ATM. He needs your legal advice."

Greta hands phone to Fletcher.

Fletcher (holds receiver at arm's length, shouts at the top of his lungs): "Stop breaking the law, asshole!"

--Liar Liar

Carney

Looks like we're back on track! Congrats on the new mic, Ross!