danielsangeo

A man tries to find peace and quiet in upstate New York but is constantly drawn back into the hectic lifestyle of downtown New York City he's trying to leave behind .

Brave

(I'm going to see it tomorrow! Woo!)

yfw Your favorite show has been cancelled and replaced with reruns of the Jersey Shore.

Man

Pastel

Itchy & Scratchy

Archer

So recently I was watching the tv show "eureka" on the syfy channel. In that show there is a smart house named Sara that has a self aware AI, I started to think what it would be like to live in such a home. What fallows is what I came up with.

 

"welcome to eureka doctor whooves" sead Fargo

"pleas call me Felix" I replied

"umm ok I guess" sead Fargo

" so Fargo, why are we out here in the woods?" I asked

"oh I just showing you were you house is"

"I'm going to be living in the woods?" I sead

"no, you'll be living under it" stated a smug looking fargo

"I'm afrade I don't follow am I living Ina cave or a" I started to say

"we're here" sead Fargo interrupting me

"it's a bunker" I sead flatly

"just what until you get inside" sead Fargo eagerly

"what am I getting my self in to?" I sead to my self

Inside was a modern stile home with light but tasteful decorations

 

"nice, I could get use to this" I sead

"I'll leave you to, to get aquatinted" sead Fargo

"wait what are you talking about? ... Fargo? ... Fargo? Where are you?" I asked

"welcom home doctor."

"AHH! Who sead that?!" I yelled

"I am Sara your homes AI"

"AI... I'm living in a smart house with an AI?

"yes"

"well... This is... Interesting"

 

Later that week

 

"ah finally what a long day at work"

"welcom home doctor"

"AHH! Don't do that"

"Do what?"

"Sneak up on me"

"..."

"you know what I mean!"

 

Later that day

 

"I am so bored! Sara what do you have for fun arouned here?"

"would you like to play a game?"

"No! Not that, just hook me up to the Internet"

"I'm sorry doctor I can not do that"

"ok now your just messing with me"

"what do you mean?"

"oh come on, no one just quotes those movies on accident"

"what movies?"

"Sara you really don't know what I'm talking about?"

"obviously"

"ok, ok. Sara what moves do you have in your archives?"

"all of them"

"really? Wow, look up 2001 a space odyssey and war games"

"processing ... oh, Oh, OH! Is that why you don't trust me?"

"what? I never sead that I didn't trust you"

"you didn't need to"

"well it's one of the reasons"

"and the other reasons"

"I am just find it odd that I'm holding a conversation with a disinbodyed voce"

"dose this help"

In front of me appears a young lady about 5 feat 9 inches, black hare, thin, larg breasted, white but with a healthy tan.

"umm, S...Sara"

"yes"

"c...could you put some clothes on?"

"processing... Done"

"thank you, but why did you appear to me naked?"

"that was my default visual setting"

"why... Never mind I don't want to know"

 

End of part one

If anyone has seen Megamind, I think it'd be like that.

Or like this, from Seth MacFarlane:

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Superman 64

We're off to King's Dominion!

Banned for not knowing every Mythbusters episode by heart.

yfw you find out the plot of the next Star Trek sequel before anyone else.

Wall

Pliant.

Your coworkers aren't holograms, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

No one has hired the homeless to terrorize you in your sleep, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

It is revealed that the short-tempered Donald Duck dons a disguise and fights crime as the terror that flaps in the night.

National Treasure

10/10 for having great taste in female avatars.

McFly

Banned because, succubus?

light the for looking on keep Let's

sunshine the find to chance a have We

night the through on hold can we If

after morning a be to got There's

Oooh, I love Yaoi anime... XD

 

Cute boys are cute!!!

Yuri is better.

"No one said that owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman. You're just being paranoid."

Banned for the silly hairstyle. Sorry, but I much rather see a nice cascade of hair or it tied back into a ponytail (or pigtails!) rather than some sort of bouffant or whatever that thing is.

Banned for not banning Psychotic Ninja for have a My Little Pony in TF2 avatar.

Banned for having an avatar that I can't make out exactly what I'm looking at. Is that someone playing a guitar with a hard hat behind a TF2 turret? What the heck am I looking at here?