danielsangeo

MFW reading online posts by people afflicted with the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Banned for complying.

Banned for having minions.

Boobies!

Banned for using the ban thread to chat under the auspices of banning the person above you.

Banned for NOT making everything sexual.

We could have the meetup at Valve!

Dead people aren't communicating with you through the white noise snow on televisions, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

"The Smurfs" isn't a parable to espouse the virtues of communism, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

The moon isn't laughing at you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

Hollywood celebrities aren't undercover aliens, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

Nobody is watching your every move, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

No one is harvesting the organs of Black Mesa employees in their sleep, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

There is no face of a baby in the sun, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

Cats don't steal your breath in your sleep, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

Banned for having a single digit rep.

10/10

For the FM quote and for the Triple.

Accursed Farms Northwest -- Seattle!

Banned for being a psychotic ninja. Ninja are supposed to be calm and sane.

Pitfall.

That's kind of how I see it. Like when James was complaining about being called "Kid" or "Sport" when he joined the Men in Black, because it made him sound like a child, Freeman was complaining that the training course was akin to getting slapped on the ass like a newborn child.

But, then of course, K responds, "Cool, whatever you say, Slick, but I need to tell you something about all your 'skills'. As of right now, they mean precisely....dick." And, as such, Freeman just isn't prepared for what happens after resonance cascade.

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Holmes. Why? Because, that's why.

Kang or Kodos for ruler of Earth?

Banned for revealing that you would abuse your power if you had it.

8/10, it gives me a Meg Ryan vibe, which is always a double-edged sword for me.

When Maria and the Von Trapp Family Singers escape Austria after the Nazis took it over, they sang a reprise to "The Hills Are Alive", a group of spies known as "The Hills Have Eyes" recruit the Von Trapps to infiltrate the Nazi regime. The theme song changes to "The Hills Have Eyes (With the Sound of Music)".

The Grudge

Banned for having a creepy smile on your avatar's face.

Banned for having an unnatural hair color.

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(Not quite what you might think from the preview pic.)

Makes sense. Thanks.

12/10 for the redhead. Would score more points if it was a redhead with paler skin and a multitude of freckles, though.

Hello!

For quite a while now, my user reputation screen has only showed a couple entries (seven entries at current view) but, when I go to other users' reputation screen, I see 30 or 40 entries (if they have enough + or - rep to have that many entries).

Why are most of my user rep entries hidden or absent?

Thanks!