danielsangeo

An art-house piece about a group of teenagers protesting humans swimming in the sea by going on a hunger strike, told from a series of tiny cameras implanted in their large intestines.

Spaceballs

Banned because you can't tell if The Scoutman was referencing Mass Effect or not.

A charismatic but eccentric man fools everyone into believing he is the monarch of an unknown (and fictional) African nation.

(Well, shoot, that sounds like a Sacha Baron Cohen flick)

Adventures of Tintin

A coming-of-age movie where Ramona and her father, Bo, have to deal with the trials and tribulations of her puberty and womanhood while dealing with the death of his wife.

Prometheus

A documentary about the creator of the Scan-Tron test.

Groundhog Day

Blacksburg, VA indeed exists.... or, at least, it did when I went there about 10 years ago and I see no evidence to not deduce that it continues to exist. Unfortunately, I can't afford to return there right now for a meetup.

If a meetup happens, I'll be there in spirit!

danielsangeo strums his banjo and suddenly, all the particulate decomposed matter that made up Humin collects together and congeals, growing, T-1000 style, back into a living, breathing Humin. In the act of that happening, Epsilon, having been stepping on the Humin matter, loses his balance and falls off the hill. He reclaims the hill for his own, and continues to strum the banjo.

Banned for a gross mathematical error in the supplied video.

danielsangeo looks up at the hill for the first time. He shrugs and decides to try his hand. Noting the TF2-style sentry gun, he dons a multitude of hats which somehow protect him from gunfire. He walks up the hill, unfazed by the bullets and rockets ricocheting a mere inch from his face and body. A ricocheting bullet his Psychotic Ninja square in the chest and he falls off the hill but not before his leg hooks the leg of the sentry gun, taking it down the hill with him.

Shrugging, danielsangeo sits at the top of the hill, plucking a banjo.

War. War never changes. Or does it? The war has changed. Did it? The answer is no. Unless it is yes. No, of course it is. Is war. Yes. No.

Planetary Youths Elite Hotel & Lodge

N I N J A

Minnesota Firefighters Race Police Corps.

A A A A A

Freeman Really Experiments On Newbies

Q R X R E

Dandere, here. I'm not sure I entirely agree. But I'm not sure I entirely disagree, either.

There is a group of sound files for Portal 2 where

So, they do have recorded lines that aren't used in games.

How do we go about marking the official subtitles? Do we "approve" of the individual entries or should we just, y'know, post the list here for voting....or what?

Yep, I just tried to kill both the rebel and the vort, but neither even reacted much less got hurt.

"Hey, you realize that some of you are grown men? Watching pink ponies like me?"

Sees Vortigaunt in City 17 train terminal

Freeman: Oh no! Not again! Where's my weapons?! Hm. Maybe it didn't see me."

Later, in shipping container boxcar in Route Kanal

Rebel: "Good God!"

Freeman: "Yes, I am here."

Rebel: "Guess those sirens are for you, huh?"

Freeman: "I didn't do squat! It's not my fault that--"

Rebel: "Good thing you found us--"

Freeman: "Well, it's not like I can go much anywhere else in this hellhole."

Vortigaunt: "This is the Freeman--"

Freeman (shooting gun): "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! WHY WON'T THESE BULLETS WORK?!"

Rebel: "Look, we're just a lookout for the Underground Railroad."

Freeman: "Wow, you didn't flinch or anything?"

Rebel: "Main station's just around the corner. They'll get you started on the right foot."

Freeman: "Why didn't the bullets affect him?"

Rebel: "Here, let my vortigaunt friend here--"

Freeman: "FRIEND?!"

Rebel: "--give you a jolt here to get you going."

Freeman: "What?! No no! You're in league with these bastards! This is a trap!"

Vortigaunt powers up

Freeman: "Oh, no no. This not good!"

Vortigaunt charges suit

Freeman: "What? Why didn't...? What's going on here?!"

Rebel: "Be careful now."

Freeman: "I don't understand anything!"

Rebel: "We really can't afford to get noticed."

Freeman: "THAT ALIEN IS HARDLY INCONSPICUOUS YOU KNOW!"

Rebel: "--it's bad news for the whole railroad."

Freeman: "SURE! BLAME THIS ON ME! I tell you...no respect for what I've been through."

Alyx: "Oh my God, the Citadel!"

Freeman (still woozy from train crash, slurring): "I like beans. Pork and beans. And chicken. Yeah."

Alyx: "What's happening?

Citadel rumbles and portal storm expands out

Alyx: "Whoa! Portal storm!"

Freeman: "Whut?"

Portal storm hits Alyx and Gordon

Freeman: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IT FEELS LIKE MY INSIDES BECAME MY OUTSIDE! Why did you tell me about that, bitch?! I'm gonna be sick..."

Freeman goes to vomit

Alyx: "Look, the bridge!"

Freeman: "Hey, shut up. I felt like I became a baked potato back there!"

Bridge rumbles and train cars fall

Freeman: "Owww...my head....the noise! This is like back in band camp!"

Alyx: "Are you okay?"

Freeman (talking over her): "NO! I'M NOT OKAY!"

"Yes, that is a pony in my pocket. You got a problem with that?"

Hey, my cat is awesome, dude. Just because you can't get cats or any other animals (including other humans) to like you doesn't give you the right to insult my kitty.

Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by pantsless here.

Walter: They caused an explosion!

Mayor: Is this true?

Peter: Yes, it's true. This man has no pants.

Ray: Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college; you don't know what it's like out there. I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect pants.

Ray: Your girlfriend lives in the corner penthouse...of Pants Central.

Louis: I'm gonna bring this up with the Tenant's Association. You're not supposed to have pants in the building.

Ray: I tried to think of the most harmless thing...something I loved from my childhood...something that could never ever possibly destroy us: Mr. Pants.

Egon: Let's say these pants represent the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample it would be pants... thirty-five feet long and weighing approximately 600 pounds.

Winston: Those are big pants.

"Why did I regenerate into a pony?"