danielsangeo

A group of children prepare for Halloween just as Soviets from the far side of the moon invade. Think Iron Sky, but with Soviets. And Halloween. Return to Oz

It's okay, we have fluoridated water for that now.

Banned for making me realize that I'll never be a professional cryptologist.

A prequel to Journey to the Center of the Earth. 2001: A Space Odyssey

A movie set in Planet Hollywood. Signs

Behind the scenes of Donald Trump's "The Apprentice". Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

A porno about the fetish world and how one porn star became involved in a strange fetish with someone known only as "the Bomb". (And now, after that one, time to break your brain): Mary Poppins

Banned because entire team is babies!

Banned because no one has made me a sandwich after all this talk about sandwiches.

An art-house film which is nothing more than a collection of forum avatars set to music. The avatars are sorted by genre/subject and whether they are animated or not. Van Helsing

After finally getting in the warden's good graces, the warden agrees to build a jail on the top of the hill and transfers danielsangeo, the only prisoner, to the Top of the Hill Penitentiary. He gets to strum his banjo from prison.

It's the second in a trilogy of movies about the aftermath of a terrorist's assassination of an Alternate Universe's President Clinton in 1994. This one has a huge budget, extreme amounts of special effects, and absolutely no storyline or character development. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

"Awww....landsharks. They so cute." He pets them. They snuggle up to him and snooze lightly.

A man tries to plan a trip to meet a girl he met online in two days and everything that can go wrong does. WarGames

A star-crossed lover story set against the backdrop of the Video Game Crash of the early-to-mid-80s. Ferngully: The Last Rainforest

Suddenly, a thin horizontal shaft of light appears at the top of the hill. The horizontal line of blinding white then widens quickly, as if a door was sliding upwards. An unharmed danielsangeo walks out from the blinding rectangle of light. The sudden change in air-pressure by his body entering the area sends all hill inhabitants, including any self-defense structures, flying off the hill and into the neighboring ocean. He adjusts his tie and sets the briefcase he was carrying down. He opens it and produces...a banjo. He sits down on the hill with the banjo.

Granted, but now you make decisions instantaneously and, as a result, other people that take even a minute amount of time to decide on something becomes the most annoying thing in the world. I wish I had a window AC unit. It's starting to get warm during the day.

You know, I don't have the creative ability at the moment to come up with words, but what would be funny is, after Barney reveals himself to Gordon, saying "Now, about that beer I owe you. It's me, Gordon. Barney, from Black Mesa." Then Gordon goes off on this huge expository yet extremely angry rant at Barney (beginning with Gordon saying something like, "Yeah, you God damned right you owe me a beer after the stunts you've pulled!"), drowning out the exposition given by Barney and Kleiner. Finally, the door opens and he says, "I'm outta here. Fucking Barney...."

7/10, a bit too cynical for my tastes.

An exposé into the 2001 election of Bush v. Gore in Florida. Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

And now Epsilon, too, begins to hear the muffled sounds of a banjo, as if it were enveloped in cotton.

When all is quiet, Brad can hear a rhythmic strumming of the banjo from within the coffin. True! Nervous. Very very dreadfully nervous Brad is, but why would you say that he is mad? The disease had sharpened his senses, not destroyed--not dulled them. Above all, the sense of hearing acute.

Granted but now all of your reality vanishes in a puff of logic. I wish I had a pack of bologna in the refrigerator.

A biopic about the life of Jules Verne. The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

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