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Rare combinatorics yield subtitles.

...I think.

ross_s_game_dungeon_darkspore_en.srt

Just a heads up: I'm done typing up the subtitles for this. I will time and format them soon. Thanks for your patience, everyone.

Species: Foxeris transitus

Planet: Vulpes Major

Classification: Host organism

Personality: At birth, they are groomed by the adults of their species to become host organisms for a variety of other organisms. At the age of maturity, they begin to excrete pheremones that attract other organisms to begin to nest and live within the body of the F. transitus. It provides food for the "parasite" organisms and the "parasites" provide protection from other predators.

Size: At adulthood, they are the size of an Earth school bus.

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A surprising fact about this species:

About an illegal fighting club (not Fight Club) in which participants are forced to fight to the death. People bet on the winner in the "dead pool".

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Antelope Training Youths Ultimately Quit

VICKS

WD-40.

You need more peptic salve and adrenaline.

I feel like I'm suffering from "Impostor Syndrome". What do?

Kathy's Lemon-Orange Balloon Rides

SAFFR

Virtua

Quick Wit Every Random Tuesday

SCENT

I just saw Deadpool as well. It gets 8/10 for me. I had to dock it two points because:

Beyond that, though, superb movie in almost every way!

Granted, but but nothing else has that control at that speed so you are unable to carry any liquids in any open-mouthed containers without spilling.

"Good thing I was a boy-scout. Be prepared!" (extra points for getting the reference )

Doom Guy's Mind: Episode 7.

OT: I wish people wouldn't feel the need to gun their engines outside my bedroom window like they're at a racetrack...

Deadpool.

Goonies.

Species: Melanocetus sapiens

Planet: Neopterygius IV

Classification: Sapient Anglerfish

Personality: The above, being an actual photo of the species, M. sapiens is somehow a two-dimensional being and they feed on other two-dimensional species. They are notably ill-tempered in the second dimension only. Those species that can perceive three dimension find them to be harmless because they can just step aside from this strange alien race. This makes them more ill-tempered in the second dimension due to M. sapiens's inability to perceive the third dimension so their prey just "wink" out of existence to them. Beyond that, they are as harmless to three dimensional beings as three dimension beings are to four dimensional beings--and so forth. Their species is hierarchical, with what appears to be a king and queen who have special coloration to distinguish themselves.

How does this species birth its young?: As two-dimensional beings, three-dimensional beings are able to witness the mating and birthing process in toto, as the young grow inside of "female" of the species. They number in the hundreds and continue to grow until the body of the "female" cannot stretch any more and the skin bursts open, killing the "female" in the process.

(Man, my descriptions are DARK! How about a lighthearted one from me?)

Granted, but they're all terrible and that's why they were unreleased.

I wish I could get paid without working.

Pick up lines should be an art. XD

Species: Known only as The Jailers (real name unknown, species is not known to communicate at any perceivable level)

Planet: Unknown, possibly not in this dimension

Classification: Humanoid hulk

Personality: Although doesn't seem to communicate at any known level (is completely silent save for the rattling of its chains), is perceived to extremely intelligent, ruthless, and untiring.

Reason for cages: It seems to know where there is any lawbreaking in the galaxy and will stop at nothing to incarcerate the lawbreakers in its claw-made prisons. Or perhaps the prisons are made by other species. There is no place to hide that they will not find you. Not much is known about The Jailers beyond this, and even less is known about the fates of those that are incarcerated. They are never seen from again.

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What their homeworld looks like:

(This will actually work out for me because I have no idea what that movie is about.)

A comedy about a man (whiter than the whitest white person) who is not Jamaican by birth but has grown up to believe he is comes to find out his uncle is a wealthy aristocrat and has to come to terms with this information. (Mon Oncle is a play on "My Uncle" and "Monocle").

Beaches.

Ferengi

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I'm not bop-bipping the boop-beeps here, these are the subtitles for Boppin'.

ross_s_game_dungeon_boppin_en.srt

Granted, but you're stuck in a 4Chan loop for the rest of eternity.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Ciderhouse.