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r²...really!

Who needs to chop down a tree with A HERRING!!! when you have it?

Who needs to be part of the Spanish Inquisition when you've got a comfy chair?

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From the topic, I was ready to quote Heavy, "ENTIRE TEAM IS BABIES!", but it wasn't what I thought.

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Mid-grade Internet with a great computer.

An all-meat diet or a no-meat diet?

Granted, but now you have no motivation to accomplish anything ever again.

I wish I didn't have so much trouble falling asleep.

"There's some crazed American next door screaming about aliens!"

$1,000,000, no question. Now, if the choice was between $1,000,000 and me with my ideal mate in a LTR, it'd be the ideal mate.

Hot weather (>80F/27C) or cold weather(<40F/4C)?

Male.

Turkey bacon or pork bacon?

East Bluff Apartments

Spicy. No question about it.

Stepping in something unknown in the dark that is cold, soft and wet with your bare feet or jamming your finger against a hard surface?

Because you lack the patience and forethought to plan out your post and proofread before posting.

And because I lack the same, I don't have a question to post. Isn't that sad?

President of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, of course.

I have an iced tea maker. Essentially, it's like a coffee maker but for iced tea. You pour water into it, it heats up the water and shoots it onto the tea in a basket, then the basket fills with the hot water allowing the tea to steep as it slowly dribbles out a small hole into the pitcher of waiting ice. In a three step process, you get a pitcher full of iced tea.

Several times, I've skipped an essential step: Adding tea bags. I end up with a pitcher full of ice water.

I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-T.

Granted, but it's all mushy and black.

I wish it was autumn already. I hate the summer!

Granted, but now you have a broken arm.

I wish people knew what atheism even was.

I could probably do it next July-August. I live in the UK, which means I won't have to pay £1235861313218314 for a plane ticket- I can just drive over and get a ferry across the Channel.

 

It'd be a hell of a drive, though, especially if it's in Poland.

C'mon, you pansy. Gordon Freeman is planning to hijack a motorist and drive from New Mexico to Massachusetts. That's a 31-32 hour drive. London to the center of Poland is only 14-16 hours. Gordon Freeman can do it, you can too!

Granted, but now the Earth has stopped rotating on its axis. Now each day is a year long.

I submitted my animation homework to the school. I wish I wasn't so nervous for the grade.

So, bang, more bang, bang-bang, and kaboom, and... oh boy...

*cracks knuckles*

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