danielsangeo

You know how they say that one has been beaten with an ugly stick? Well, you've been through the whole ugly forest and hit every tree on your way through.

I know a lot of people like to go to various binding companies to repair their books, but there's only one person whose binding I trust: The Binding of Isaac.

You've gotten to The Core of it.

Ron Chef America In this sequel to "Ron Burgundy: Anchorman", Ron decides to become a cook. With predictable results.

Batma The untold story about how Bruce Wayne's mother, Martha Kane, went after criminals while wearing a bat costume before she met Thomas Wayne.

Cain in the Woods The Biblical retelling of the story of Cain and Abel, starring Will Smith as the cursed Cain.

Don't worry, though. You can find some food in that Cabin in the Woods.

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The Lord of the Rigs. Follow Mr. Lord, a trucker, as he goes against an upcoming contender known only as Alex, a woman Mr. Lord's age, who has long battled misogyny to rise to challenge Mr. Lord's position as North America's best.

You just have to buff it until it's Shining.

The question I have is whether it would kill Bill to say "please" when asking a favor.

I am one of those people that do not like 60fps for passive video watching. It just feels weird, like the video is on fast-forward but it isn't. It's not because it's "new" and I'm "just not used to it yet"; I canNOT "get used to it". It just feels wrong no matter how long I watch it. When I'm playing video games, I'm fine with it and it looks great. When I'm passively watching a video, 30FPS is gold. So I, for one, am thankful Freeman's Mind, et al, will remain at 30fps. I wonder about Civil Protection, though (or other shorts, such as "Stranger in Need").

Watching a Let's Play of Outlast: Whistleblower DLC after beating it.

I'm not sure what this game is. Do we have to guess the title used? Or just pick random titles and incorporate them in a sentence?

And you're Windows Me.

That's okay. There's enough preservatives in those things to mummify a small dog. But, your wish is granted, but it's made of dark matter and, thus, weighs the equivalent of sports stadium. I now wish I hadn't stubbed my toe on my computer table.

Granted, but now that "moderate fame" is infamy and that "significant fortune" is blood money. I wish I had some Doritos.

You are the Atari Jaguar of this forum.

Do re mi Baby, you and me, girl Oh, uh... 42.

Spiders.

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Froot Loops. "Battlefield Earth" or "Manos: the Hands of Fate"? (Both entirely un-MiSTed)

Two. ("Two?! I can't figure out just two! So, let's pretend you opened 200 Wonka bars...")

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