danielsangeo

Mid-grade Internet with a great computer. An all-meat diet or a no-meat diet?

Granted, but now you have no motivation to accomplish anything ever again. I wish I didn't have so much trouble falling asleep.

"There's some crazed American next door screaming about aliens!"

$1,000,000, no question. Now, if the choice was between $1,000,000 and me with my ideal mate in a LTR, it'd be the ideal mate. Hot weather (>80F/27C) or cold weather(<40F/4C)?

Male. Turkey bacon or pork bacon?

East Bluff Apartments

Spicy. No question about it. Stepping in something unknown in the dark that is cold, soft and wet with your bare feet or jamming your finger against a hard surface?

Because you lack the patience and forethought to plan out your post and proofread before posting. And because I lack the same, I don't have a question to post. Isn't that sad?

President of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, of course.

I have an iced tea maker. Essentially, it's like a coffee maker but for iced tea. You pour water into it, it heats up the water and shoots it onto the tea in a basket, then the basket fills with the hot water allowing the tea to steep as it slowly dribbles out a small hole into the pitcher of waiting ice. In a three step process, you get a pitcher full of iced tea. Several times, I've skipped an essential step: Adding tea bags. I end up with a pitcher full of ice water. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-T.

Granted, but it's all mushy and black. I wish it was autumn already. I hate the summer!

Granted, but now you have a broken arm. I wish people knew what atheism even was.

C'mon, you pansy. Gordon Freeman is planning to hijack a motorist and drive from New Mexico to Massachusetts. That's a 31-32 hour drive. London to the center of Poland is only 14-16 hours. Gordon Freeman can do it, you can too!

Granted, but now the Earth has stopped rotating on its axis. Now each day is a year long. I submitted my animation homework to the school. I wish I wasn't so nervous for the grade.

So, bang, more bang, bang-bang, and kaboom, and... oh boy... *cracks knuckles*

30.848

Granted, but the movie will be directed by Uwe Boll, written by M. Night Shyamalan, and the main character will be Jar Jar Binks. Also, so many lens flares that J.J. Abrams would say "That's too much." I wish I had a pie.

PMing might work better. Or you could report the post (click the ! in the lower right corner of a post) and the moderators will be alerted to it to do with as they will.

Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9.

Who needs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with a load of pizzas when you've got the Justice League of America... with a load of pizzas?

Get a cat. Whenever I listen to original songs that Weird Al Yankovic has parodied, I can't not hear Weird Al's version (the biggest one is trying to listen to and can only hear ). Help!

I wish I could afford such a meetup in Europe. Would love to meet Mr. Scott and HLPrincess and everyone else that attends and also the sights, but as I'm on the west coast of the United States and I can't afford the plane ticket, it's not going to be possible. Hope y'all have a great time, though!

Busy.

Who needs to destroy the universe when you've got a devil-may-care attitude?

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