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I need some help with regards to the subtitles for this episode. Normally, I'd just email Ross but he's been so busy lately that I think it would be quicker if I just asked here.

After going to the "homicidal guard" at around 6 minutes in, he says something like "Fucking psycho curd serial killing security guard..." I know that's wrong but I can't figure out what he's saying here. Anyone know?

Banned for thinking that's charming.

(Dr. Freeman would be laughing at this right now, I think. Or ready to pump me full of lead for the bad pun.)

"That's not hair dye you're seeing."

Banned for thinking that's right.

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(Does that count?)

"And that is your opinion." --Mary Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

Hey! Remember when you heard the "Everything is Awesome" song from the LEGO Movie for the first time?

"My name is Will Ferrell. Take a good look. This is the only time, when I'm not doing voiceover work, when I was actually funny."

I'm aware that the guards will shoot back at you if you damage them, but they will ally with you if you don't. Vorts won't ally with you in HL1. (I don't recall if you can get them to ally with you in HL2 but I don't think you can.)

"What do you mean, 'Ave Maria doesn't need cowbell'? ALL songs need cowbell."

They're not technically "friendly" in the first game. Friendlies (such as scientists and guards) will ally with you if you talk to them. These vorts more neutral than enemies. They will still attack you if you fight them, but they will not ally with you.

Cast of the Lion King - Australia perform "Circle of Life" on a plane.

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Reminds me of a line from the game LEGO City: Undercover for the Wii U:

Gas station/diner owner: "Look at my gas pumps! They're in pieces! No gas pumps means no customers. Although, thanks to our pickled egg pie, the opposite is not true."

Granted, but now it's so secret that even you can't find it.

I wish there was a place that did cheeseburger delivery like the do with pizza delivery.

"You might think you don't want to see the rest of me, but you really do. My chest hair goes all the way down."

So, in Ross's Game Dungeon, Ross reviewed the game Eternam and in the review, he lamented that there weren't too many games set in the time of the French revolution.

Evidently, the new Assassin's Creed game (named "Unity") is going to be set in the time of the French revolution. Now all we need is an Assassin's Creed set in a haunted amusement park...

Or this:

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(Also NSFW)

I voted "no" to this. This was the perfect amount of Doomguy for me. Any more would just become grating and tedious. Let's leave it where it is: perfection.

I didn't think that the April Fools joke was mean-spirited in the least, and voicing "Freeman" in "every first-person game" would be too large of an undertaking. I thought it was hilarious, though.

1928 - The first working all-electronic television system was demonstrated by Philo Farnsworth.

Harry Potter revelation in the spoiler:

You have a fever? I have the prescription!

If Minecraft counts as a FPS

He said "first-person game", not first-person shooters.

True, but there are plenty of others... ("thou shall not commit adultery" for one)

Which, as far as I can tell, is not a crime.