danielsangeo

Banned for thinking you make music ins...ah, forget it.

Banned for attempting to stop banception.

Hello, folks! Your friendly neighborhood subtitler here. I am pleased to announce that, as of this posting, I will begin having the subtitles for all* Accursed Farms videos appear on the videos' front page posting. This brings me to a bit of a quandry and I'd love to you guys' take on this. Would you like for me to have the subtitles appear on the video's posting, on the video's posting and here in the forum, or just in the forum? I did a dry run for the posting of the latest episode of Freeman's Mind and it seems to have worked out quite well. So, please vote for your opinion! The poll will be open for two weeks. Thanks! * Non-English languages will be spotty unless some intrepid translator wishes to take the subtitles and translate them/create their own

Banned because it says 4:04 am on my log-in.

"It is said that each baby has the collected knowledge of all humankind until a certain age, at which point, we become the babbling infant-like people that have to relearn things all over again. Now, before that time comes for me, I would like to explain the reason we're all here and what the purpose of the universe really is. That reason is--gaa-gaah, gooo goo."

Also! As a test run, the posting for this episode has been edited to allow you to download the subtitles directly from the main page. Let me know if it works out for you guys and I'll have every posting for a video have such a link. What do you guys think?

It's male, and Will/Ferrell.

Everyone: Show me your subtitles or I'll blow your fucking head off! Me: Okay.

"Being right about everything is a curse!" Don't I know it, Doc. freeman_s_mind_episode_56_en.srt

Yeah, I meant to contact you about that. It's "Kurtz", a character from Apocalypse Now. It's one of those jokes I expect almost no one to get, but throw it in anyway. Ah. I've never seen that movie, to be honest. Thanks for the input! I should have the subtitles up sometime today.

I need some help with regards to the subtitles for this episode. Normally, I'd just email Ross but he's been so busy lately that I think it would be quicker if I just asked here. After going to the "homicidal guard" at around 6 minutes in, he says something like "Fucking psycho curd serial killing security guard..." I know that's wrong but I can't figure out what he's saying here. Anyone know?

Banned for thinking that's charming. (Dr. Freeman would be laughing at this right now, I think. Or ready to pump me full of lead for the bad pun.)

"That's not hair dye you're seeing."

Banned for thinking that's right.

27Bd7baSAZ0 (Does that count?)

"And that is your opinion." --Mary Cooper, The Big Bang Theory

Hey! Remember when you heard the "Everything is Awesome" song from the LEGO Movie for the first time?

"My name is Will Ferrell. Take a good look. This is the only time, when I'm not doing voiceover work, when I was actually funny."

I'm aware that the guards will shoot back at you if you damage them, but they will ally with you if you don't. Vorts won't ally with you in HL1. (I don't recall if you can get them to ally with you in HL2 but I don't think you can.)

"What do you mean, 'Ave Maria doesn't need cowbell'? ALL songs need cowbell."

They're not technically "friendly" in the first game. Friendlies (such as scientists and guards) will ally with you if you talk to them. These vorts more neutral than enemies. They will still attack you if you fight them, but they will not ally with you.

Cast of the Lion King - Australia perform "Circle of Life" on a plane. wgSLxl1oAwA

Reminds me of a line from the game LEGO City: Undercover for the Wii U: Gas station/diner owner: "Look at my gas pumps! They're in pieces! No gas pumps means no customers. Although, thanks to our pickled egg pie, the opposite is not true."

Granted, but now it's so secret that even you can't find it. I wish there was a place that did cheeseburger delivery like the do with pizza delivery.

"You might think you don't want to see the rest of me, but you really do. My chest hair goes all the way down."