danielsangeo

Banned for nigh-on unreadable color.

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Subtitles for this? You betcha!

Okay, why not? I had some free time while I wait for the day to flip over to Sunday and submit something in my personal life so I figured, instead of sleeping, I'll make this. You're going to take these subtitles and YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT! (Also, beans are good!) Also, I cannot donate money right now because my wallet is currently sporting a colony of cartoon moths so this is my contribution, as little as it is. help_make_freeman_s_mind_hd_en.srt

It reminds me of that dream I have where I'm strapped to a gurney watching _____________ with flashing lights on either side of me. Then I realize: I'm in Hell!

I deadlights captured thee afore you could _______ _________.

Eat me.

That actually wouldn't be so bad. You wake up to a world without games, so you can invent the first game and become a Brazillionaire!

Just pretend they do. That's what I do.

Ah. The _____ of the house. Try some of our product.

I would think that ________ are the one thing you __________ might understand something about.

CALL ME _________, BITCH!

9.5/10 - The LEGO Movie I only docked it 0.5 for the following (part of the ending in the spoiler tag):

Banned for possibly thinking it's NOT.

"If you wave your arms like this and make this face--AAAAAAAAA--you'll feel like you're a roller coaster!"

Sssssbssssssbssssssbsssss.

What would you do with a brain if you had one? Eat it!

I'm thinking that he'll be forced into the portal. He'll be standing on the bridge to the portal and then agrunts will start teleporting in and he starts backing up to fire at them, his back to the portal. As more agrunts teleport in, he's backs up more and falls into the portal.

Banned for not knowing about either the Navi or Aang.

Valve hires M. Night Shyamalan to write the plot of Half-Life 3 and FakeFactory to do the character models. Uwe Boll is recruited to make the official Half-Life movie.

Banned for talking about avatars without mentioning either the Navi or Aang.

These things are evil. I can't stop eating them once I start!

There's nothing to understand. Jes hang loose, blood.

Banned for not changing your avatar in forever.