danielsangeo

Happy holidays to everyone!

(Since, y'know, "Happy holidays" has become a politically-incorrect term to say, y'see.)

Combustible lemons?

I like this part of the abstract:

Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Speechwriter for politicians.

8.5/10 ~ Too gothy for me, so minus 5, but red hair gives it a plus 3.5 for a net loss of 1.5.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

The next one appears to be 19th May 2013 (Ronald Weinland's [revised revised] prediction of Jesus's return). Who is Ronald Weinland? Your guess is as good as mine, but he's apparently the leader of the "Church of God Preparing for the Kingdom of God but Not Indictment By a Grand Jury for Five Counts of Tax Evasion".

Youtube has hit a milestone. It has its first 1 billion+ view video:

Gangnam Style.

Today I learned that it was just scientifically proven that squeezing boobs helps prevent breast cancer in the receiving party.

I approve of this.

Would you like me to help you prevent breast cancer, Alyxx?

I find myself, sitting at my computer, wondering what would happen if someone ate an entire container of bubble tape in one sitting... that's a lot of gum...

 

Kids nowadays: Bubbletape? What's that? Some kind of bubble shaped tape?

It's a "roll" of bubble gum in a tape-like dispenser, essentially a very long strip of bubble gum. You use the container to "cut" the gum at the length you want.

MDCCVI

Tell those germs who's boss! YEAH!

How do I stop hangnails?

"Nothing can stop me!" *lock jiggles* "Well...I guess doors can stop me..." *lock jiggles* "...this is really taking the wind out of my image."

"So, you say I should have a Christmas outfit on? Well, wouldn't you like me under your tree?"

All good answers, but "darkness" is the answer I was looking for. Congrats, Shiny.

The more of it you have, the less you see. What is it?

1682 - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania was founded by William Penn (for whom "Pennsylvania" itself is also named)

Banned because, isn't that more of a flying horse?

Banned for not having a transparent background. (Hi, Alyxx!)

Oh my! Someone *IS* following me!

December 22nd will be a Saturday. I'll probably be working that day if the schedule remains the same.

You know what pisses me off the most? The fact that the politicians are already using it as an excuse to push their agendas. You've got Democrats calling for more gun control and Republicans (at least one anyway) saying it's because we 'removed god from school' or some shit. Seriously, this is not the fucking time, people. Give people time to mourn without turning it into a political shitstorm. I really hate this country sometimes.

So, let's wait until the next tragedy to give people a time to mourn so we can wait until the next tragedy to give people a time to mourn so we can wait until the next tragedy to give people a time to mourn so we can wait until the next tragedy...?

InGen

So, dementors are hanging around?