danielsangeo

A low-budget pornographic rip-off of Kevin Costner's "The Postman", in post-apocalyptica, a man strives to deliver the letters in a postal bag he found, all addressed to VERY grateful women in their twenties, early-thirties. Puss in Boots

Jonah Hill plays a mute in this dramedy that tries to be Oscar material but gets a lot of eye-rolls from critics and consumers alike. The Goonies

A spinoff of the Chronicles of Narnia movies. The son of Lucy Pevensie, affected by the stories her mother told while he was a child, begins to evangelize about Aslan on Earth, creating a new religion and attracting the ire of other Earth religions. The notion to do so came to him in a dream where Aslan repeated the same thing, over and over again, to him: "2.22". Logan's Run

A documentary about the Enola Gay and its usage over Japan. (I...um...don't know what "Here Comes the Boom" actually is....for sure. Is it that new Kevin James flick with the teacher that becomes a wrestler...?) Pulp Fiction

Banned because....because....I can't think of a reason to ban you and miss your great choice of avatars.

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You could be right.

A documentary on Dutch Elm Disease. Friday the 13th

I'm reminded of a Mythbusters episode where they investigated the Can't Fold More Than X Times claim and they found a material you could fold more than 7 times. It was an ultrathin fabric that was the size of a large aircraft hangar. They got to, I believe, 9 folds before they couldn't fold it anymore. And, like Mr. Shinyobject alluded to, the hangar-size piece of fabric got down to about the width of a standard human being and just about half as tall before they couldn't fold it anymore. And that was less than 10 folds. So, 50 folds...

My mind can't get passed the concept of folding a piece of paper 50 times. If they're folds where the paper is folded in half, you can't get above 7 very easily and 50 is just right out (due to the exponential growing in thickness--fold once = 2 sheet thickness, fold twice = 4 sheet thickness, then 8 sheet, then 16 sheet, then 32 sheet, then 64 sheet, then 128 sheet...after that, you're just screwed); so unless the folds are not even... But that's not important.

A group of five Satanists take up residence in an apartment building and hijinks ensue. Starring Adam Sandler, Tom Green, Andy Dick, and led by husband and wife Sacha Baron Cohen and Lisa Lampenelli. The movie is banned in several countries. Ghostbusters

But, if books give you nightmares, try thinking of daffodils and streetcars for they are the path of righteousness. And Rice-A-Roni. It's the San Francisco Treat.

danielsangeo blinks and now both Psychotic Ninja and the thermonuclear chipmunks are sitting on Humin's lap.

danielsangeo claims the hill. He is banjo-less. This does not bode well for those that try to take the hill.

danielsangeo strolls casually up the hill and makes a grabbing motion at Humin's face. He brings it back, his hand a fist and his thumb between the fore- and middle-fingers. He shouts, "Got your nose!" and proceeds to throw the "nose" away from the hill.

Which chapter? Which part? "That part after you get all those weapons" isn't really descriptive enough.

An up-and-coming bohemian by the name of Felix captures the heart of pre-Depression America. Nicknamed "the Cat", he leads a group of people to eschew modernism and embrace art. He is ultimately killed during the Depression when a Wall-Street exec commits suicide by jumping out a window and lands on him. "Felix the Cat" is remembered in the hearts of bohemians, beatniks, and the hippie movement for years to come. ParaNorman

I think my favorite moment is when Mike "frightened" the houndeye and it used its sonic attack.....and then, a short bit later, came up to Mike and began charging up again. I was almost literally rolling on the floor with laughter.

That stuffed clown at the end of your bed isn't plotting to strangle you in the night, Freeman. You're just being paranoid. A man wearing a hockey mask isn't going to endlessly stalk you with a machete, Freeman. You're just being paranoid. ..what else...? Homicidal maniacs that haunt your dreams can't actually kill you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid. That Good Guy doll isn't possessed with the spirit of a murderer, Freeman. You're just being paranoid. Just because someone asks if you "want to see something really scary" on a deserted road doesn't mean that he's going to turn into a demon and kill you, Freeman. You're just being paranoid. (Anyone ready for horror movie month?) Oh, and: There are no beasts from Hell in the Miskatonic Tunnel, Freeman. You're just being paranoid.

8/10 I'd rather be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass. (Directed at no one here.)

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9/10 Johnny Depp FTW

My explanation is simple and has a fairly sensible in-universe explanation. Part of the HEV suit is a mini-portal (kinda like these). Gordon can place the weapons into the portal where they're stored for easy access in a secure room somewhere. All Gordon has to do is to reach into the portal and grab the weapon he wants.

Hell is being strapped to a gurney watching Fraggle Rock with flashing lights on either side of you.

Good advice. Oh, and, hey, I have a new sig.