danielsangeo

On topic: I'm heading to bed.

Bad idea: Drinking iced tea with razor blades.

YFW: Your left eye keeps twitching and you can't get it to stop....

1000/10. I like this avatar MUCH better.

YFW your computer doesn't respond to requests and you try to open the same window several times....and then you give up and go to do something else, and then suddenly 10 copies of the same window pop up all at once.

This hair....aah, poooufff....argh, this hair...ahhh, pooouff...argh...

Depends on what the movie is. If the person isn't supposed to be yelling (like it's not a horror movie and the person wasn't reacting to a scary scene): YFW You wake up in the morning and realize that somehow your bed has become infested with bedbugs or other very small bite-y bugs. (Because I think that's happened to me. Argh!)

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I don't think we can judge To Boldly Flee quite yet. It hasn't all been released.

"If those sounds are you trying to motorboat me, you won't be too happy with what happens next."

I liked Episode IV ("A New Hope") the most. Episode V ("Empire Strikes Back") has a huge plot hole that I've yet to be able to reconcile. So, spoilers if you haven't see it: That has always confused and bugged me...

1538 - Peace is declared between King Ferdinand and the Turks with the Treaty of Nagyvárad.

YFW You find a piece of paper on the ground and when you pick it up, it's a $20 bill (or equivalent amount in your currency).

Just a heads up: The first of the 8 part "movie" "To Boldly Flee" has been released. It looks awesome.

A woman with a spatula. So many sexist jokes in my head right now..... 7/10

YFW Your alarm goes off even though you feel like you just went to sleep.

YFW you are invited to work at a top secret government facility by a guy that sounds suspiciously like Ross Scott's "Gordon Freeman".

Three Grateful Dead roadies decide to homestead in rural California and set up a small town devoted to the band. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

A docudrama about Wayne Gretzky's rise to stardom. And, while we're on the subject of sports: Animalympics

YFW you forget to do your homework and the teacher forgot to ask for it....but then the nerdy kid from the back 'reminds' the teacher.

A human resource professional, who gets a bit too much satisfaction with firing people, gets more than he bargained for when he fires the wrong person. The Mist

(Link fixed?) YFW You're out in public and you really need to use the restroom, like right now, but the public restroom is locked and there's someone taking their dear sweet time in there.

Sorry! "Small Soldiers", made in the 1950s, tells the story about an Army brigade made up entirely of little people. So, here it is again: Total Recall

A low-budget sequel that's low on comedy and full of bad writing to Richard Pryor's "The Toy", featuring none of the sociopolitical elements of the original. Direct to video and direct to bargain-bin at your local Wal-Mart. Total Recall

Banned for asserting that I could possibly have used Google and have not, in fact, watched every single e-mail and toon on the site. Haven't played the Wii games, yet, though.