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6.84MB vs 7.86MB for the difference between '30FPS' and '60FPS alternate' in that 17 second demo. (60FPS regular is 7.68MB)

Two words with more than one syllable!!! I'm surprised your mind didn't implode.

Rise of the Trad Some ripoff game, trying to spoof Rise of the Triad... It fails miserably to spoof a spoof of spoofs.

Nearly ending/This thread

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Granted, they still all suck, but the hype is all about being the worst game possible. I wish that the ISPs had lots more competition, and an open market instead of their current oligopoly.

Banned for not telling him.

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Listen to this while high... rJfLHedBG1g

Tired.

Here. (sometimes)

Remember when mentioning Monty Python to people between 16 and 22 years old wouldn't result in 50% of them asking who that was?

Because it went down smooth... Now I just need a good brandy chaser. Where's my brandy chaser?

Lets Get Back To Androids... BLAGH

2169 - This thread is revived to post the 1,000,000th number.

Duct tape your head to the front of a moving truck, then spray the wheels until it slides into something... Should remove the issue of that extra tooth pretty effectively. My ambient music, the music that is always playing in my head at literally all times, is the Monty Python and the Holy Grail Intermission Music... How do I make sure that never ever changes?

Yes? Less sweet though, since I already have one exposed root. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Intermission Music, or the Trololololol song?

If they're real human corpses, call the cops... If not human, or real, then I'd show all my friends, just to freak them out for a sec... Then say it's all photoshopped. Possibly relocate some of the corpses to the entryway in case Jehovah's Witness shows up. (or just invite them down to the corpseroom) If the Monty Python and the Holy Grail 'Intermission' music, and the Trololololol song were the only two musical pieces allowed to be played in public, and were always played in every cafeteria, public hallway, and elevator? (also, in every government building that had waiting lines)

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You might want to make it red colored spines, just to help denote a 'health' feeling to it, since 99.9% of RPG games use red colored bars or other indicators to denote health. You might also want to make the 'mana stars' be a little more linear in their layout... I'm thinking something like a semi-circle pattern over the 'dragon'. (the choice of that purple as the color for mana is actually quite nice IMO) Lastly, I've always disliked the RPG UI designs that cover the top sections of the screen, and much prefer the classical layout of it crossing one side, (only in menus) and the bottom only. Also, minimalistic UI is the way to go at this point for ease of use, and mass appeal. (the more gameplay area visible, the better) Other than that, looks fairly interesting. PS: Higher rez textures will go a long way towards good will with a lot of people. (especially since the texture rez shouldn't significantly affect the way the game runs, or the size of it) PPS: If you need any help with texture modification, or testing, I'm available.

Airheads 9.5/10 Lots of stereotypes, (pun intended) lots of humor.

Great Caesar's ghost!

Banned for not being able to bring even terrestrial languages to the thread.

Granted, it's already fired at you, and self destructed... You have 5 seconds to live... 4.. 3.. 2.. I wish I had more time.

Use my laser, on wide beam... It'll blind them long enough that I can step through a door and lock it. If lasers had special properties, and could cure diseases if aimed at a person?