BTGBullseye

No, because people are idiots that think that having alcohol any time except after 8PM makes people alcoholics.

Political will makes no difference to what NEEDS to be done. I have seen the projections, and there is a 0% chance that ISIS will stop after the middle-east.

Don't wait... Steal it now! (3d printer and two cell phones, and you're golden!) I need to find a way to make the dumb people stop calling in for modem only support to help fix their laptop being stuck in sleep mode... Any ideas?

Banned for being jealous that nothing that ever occurs on this forum is beyond my expectations.

Total darkness. (there is nowhere that wouldn't kill me that can completely block out the entire spectrum of light that I can actually perceive) Life as a slave with every physical item you could ask for at epic legendary quality, or life free with poor quality and very few possessions?

Myself, delayed by 200ms.

Heading to bed.

FYI, there was a medical study a while back that associated social media use with massively increased stress, and stress-related afflictions risk. (eg. heart attack, hypertension, depression, excessive anger, etc.) I thoroughly recommend a break every now and then from just about everything. (everything in moderation, it's a good philosophy for anyone)

I personally dislike most beers... They tend to either not have enough flavor or not enough alcohol, or both. There are a rare few extremely dark homemade beers that I enjoy, but I have never found a beer that you would be able to buy in the store that I would willingly have more than 3 bottles of per day. (and never more than 2 days of it per week)

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose, but you can't pick the dictator of North Korea. (that's my job)

I'll keep my teeth and digestive tract intact thank you. (prison is easy if the stories are true) Prison until you are past the average retirement age without any training, or being disallowed any form of computer access for life? (there would be a person assigned to check on a daily basis for computer interactions, and you'd be tortured for days then released if you touched a computer)

Headache.

Banned for thinking he was unpredictable.

Listening to the new washer running... When set for heavy duty it sounds like the TARDIS.

Getting ready for work... Just thinking about the people that usually call in is giving me a headache.

'Tickle me this!' - Failed catchphrases before they settled on the Riddler.

Well, mead is made from fermented honey...

I am "being real". I was from the start. Troops are needed if we don't want a major conflict that likely will spread out from the middle-east.

Knights of Pen and Paper. Remarkably fun... Sometimes I still have to shake my head at the fact that most modern games still can't compete with the stuff that has SNES-era graphics for gameplay.

That's what I was trying to get across when I said that this sounded perfectly normal from all the stories I've heard.

Armor and weapons always work in a trade-off cycle... Think of it like this... You make a weapon... Someone makes and armor that defeats your weapon... You make a better weapon that defeats the armor... Someone makes a better armor that defeats your better weapon... You make a better weapon that defeats the armor... Someone makes a better armor that defeats your better weapon... You make a better weapon that defeats the armor... Someone makes a better armor that defeats your better weapon... You make a better weapon that defeats the armor... Someone makes a better armor that defeats your better weapon... ETC. We're in the better armor section, and in the process of coming up with better weapons.

Internet... MUCH easier to ignore, less damage to the ear drums. Destroy a city completely overrun by the enemy and risk killing a few thousand innocents, or leave them fester and lose the entire country?

Tired.

Banned for expecting different.

Here.