BTGBullseye

Banned for not keeping track of your attention yourself.

Jobless... Homeless would mean that I wouldn't get a shower, and I'd still have to go to work. 2b or not 2b?

Banned for thinking I am your attention's keeper.

Yes. I can download from anywhere! (and there are gentleman pirates still in this world, the Somalis just make them look bad) High-end headset, or top-end headphones with mid-grade mic attached in a non-standard way?

Remember when everything was an addon card for a computer, even an addon for being able to attach drives?

Laundry running... Washer sounds like the TARDIS when it's running in heavy duty mode. (it's a new Samsung top-loading without agitator, and it sounds exactly like the TARDIS)

X marks the porn.

You're lucky... Your brain actually lets you get to the point where you need to wake up to gain control of limbs. My sleep cycle: Lay in bed getting my REM sleep before unconsciousness, (commonly referred to as 'daydreaming' except it's not during the day, and it actually fulfills the REM requirements of my body) then sleeping in stage 1/2 for 5-6 hours before dropping into semi-consciousness as I wake. Once every few weeks/months I actually drop into deep sleep, but rarely more than twice per month. (I had 3 nights in a row with good sleep when I was 16, and that was the last time)

New, good, modable, supported, and open games.

Lounging, doing laundry, optimizing video playback settings for best visual quality, finding games to play, and playing games... I'll get dressed and eat later I'm sure.

I think the only halfway decent store-bought beer I've had was a dark lager, but I don't remember the brand. (I didn't care that much about it since I got it right after an amazing homemade beer)

Only because they were idiots that got a console instead of spending an extra $300 on their computers to make them decent gaming systems.

Sounds awesome... I want some...

Program crash code script in ASM for use with the Cheat Engine script system: [ENABLE] //code from here to '[DISABLE]' will be used to enable the cheat //or rather, enable the crash alloc(newmem,2048) label(returnhere) label(originalcode) label(exit) newmem: //this is allocated memory, you have read,write,execute access //and 1-hit kill on the program and possibly computer add [00000000],ffffffff jmp newmem //infinite loop, may crash computer instead of just the program if there are no safeties in the program to prevent it originalcode: //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed exit: //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed jmp returnhere //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed ********: //this is the address of some random always-changing/updating value in the program, it doesn't matter what used to be here jmp newmem nop nop nop nop returnhere: [DISABLE] //this section doesn't really matter since the program won't last long enough for it to be used //code from here till the end of the code will be used to disable the cheat //or not, since enabling will kill the program anyways dealloc(newmem) ********: //this is the address of some random always-changing/updating value in the program Wanna know the scary part? This is roughly 90% of all virus code in any virus designed solely to crash a computer system, and I know the other 10% that makes it self-propagate and run from the boot sector of HDDs without any AV program noticing. (SSDs are even better since you can load it into the firmware a lot easier)

I can do that, but it tends to make me a bit gassy.

You can post new topics in this forum You can reply to topics in this forum You can edit your posts in this forum You can delete your posts in this forum You can post attachments in this forum I can... But you can't make me!!!

I have a way to invalidate their argument... I tell the person "if I wanted to get buzzed I'd be chugging the bottle, drunk isn't even achievable with less than 3 bottles". It tends to make them shut up.

Central AC unit running, and a bunch of computer fans.

Edge of Tomorrow 9/10 It's 'Groundhog Day', except in a futuristic war against alien invaders that control all of Europe except England... Quite funny at times, others are decent action, very few boring scenes. (and the boring is short)

No, because people are idiots that think that having alcohol any time except after 8PM makes people alcoholics.

Political will makes no difference to what NEEDS to be done. I have seen the projections, and there is a 0% chance that ISIS will stop after the middle-east.

Don't wait... Steal it now! (3d printer and two cell phones, and you're golden!) I need to find a way to make the dumb people stop calling in for modem only support to help fix their laptop being stuck in sleep mode... Any ideas?

Banned for being jealous that nothing that ever occurs on this forum is beyond my expectations.

Total darkness. (there is nowhere that wouldn't kill me that can completely block out the entire spectrum of light that I can actually perceive) Life as a slave with every physical item you could ask for at epic legendary quality, or life free with poor quality and very few possessions?

Myself, delayed by 200ms.