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BTGBullseye

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  1. Sounds awesome... I want some...
  2. Program crash code script in ASM for use with the Cheat Engine script system: [ENABLE] //code from here to '[DISABLE]' will be used to enable the cheat //or rather, enable the crash alloc(newmem,2048) label(returnhere) label(originalcode) label(exit) newmem: //this is allocated memory, you have read,write,execute access //and 1-hit kill on the program and possibly computer add [00000000],ffffffff jmp newmem //infinite loop, may crash computer instead of just the program if there are no safeties in the program to prevent it originalcode: //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed exit: //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed jmp returnhere //this doesn't matter since the program has already crashed ********: //this is the address of some random always-changing/updating value in the program, it doesn't matter what used to be here jmp newmem nop nop nop nop returnhere: [DISABLE] //this section doesn't really matter since the program won't last long enough for it to be used //code from here till the end of the code will be used to disable the cheat //or not, since enabling will kill the program anyways dealloc(newmem) ********: //this is the address of some random always-changing/updating value in the program Wanna know the scary part? This is roughly 90% of all virus code in any virus designed solely to crash a computer system, and I know the other 10% that makes it self-propagate and run from the boot sector of HDDs without any AV program noticing. (SSDs are even better since you can load it into the firmware a lot easier)
  3. I can do that, but it tends to make me a bit gassy.
  4. You can post new topics in this forum You can reply to topics in this forum You can edit your posts in this forum You can delete your posts in this forum You can post attachments in this forum I can... But you can't make me!!!
  5. I have a way to invalidate their argument... I tell the person "if I wanted to get buzzed I'd be chugging the bottle, drunk isn't even achievable with less than 3 bottles". It tends to make them shut up.
  6. Central AC unit running, and a bunch of computer fans.
  7. Edge of Tomorrow 9/10 It's 'Groundhog Day', except in a futuristic war against alien invaders that control all of Europe except England... Quite funny at times, others are decent action, very few boring scenes. (and the boring is short)
  8. No, because people are idiots that think that having alcohol any time except after 8PM makes people alcoholics.
  9. Political will makes no difference to what NEEDS to be done. I have seen the projections, and there is a 0% chance that ISIS will stop after the middle-east.
  10. Don't wait... Steal it now! (3d printer and two cell phones, and you're golden!) I need to find a way to make the dumb people stop calling in for modem only support to help fix their laptop being stuck in sleep mode... Any ideas?
  11. Banned for being jealous that nothing that ever occurs on this forum is beyond my expectations.
  12. Total darkness. (there is nowhere that wouldn't kill me that can completely block out the entire spectrum of light that I can actually perceive) Life as a slave with every physical item you could ask for at epic legendary quality, or life free with poor quality and very few possessions?
  13. Myself, delayed by 200ms.
  14. Heading to bed.
  15. FYI, there was a medical study a while back that associated social media use with massively increased stress, and stress-related afflictions risk. (eg. heart attack, hypertension, depression, excessive anger, etc.) I thoroughly recommend a break every now and then from just about everything. (everything in moderation, it's a good philosophy for anyone)
  16. I personally dislike most beers... They tend to either not have enough flavor or not enough alcohol, or both. There are a rare few extremely dark homemade beers that I enjoy, but I have never found a beer that you would be able to buy in the store that I would willingly have more than 3 bottles of per day. (and never more than 2 days of it per week)
  17. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose, but you can't pick the dictator of North Korea. (that's my job)
  18. I'll keep my teeth and digestive tract intact thank you. (prison is easy if the stories are true) Prison until you are past the average retirement age without any training, or being disallowed any form of computer access for life? (there would be a person assigned to check on a daily basis for computer interactions, and you'd be tortured for days then released if you touched a computer)
  19. Headache.
  20. Banned for thinking he was unpredictable.
  21. Listening to the new washer running... When set for heavy duty it sounds like the TARDIS.
  22. Getting ready for work... Just thinking about the people that usually call in is giving me a headache.
  23. 'Tickle me this!' - Failed catchphrases before they settled on the Riddler.
  24. Well, mead is made from fermented honey...
  25. I am "being real". I was from the start. Troops are needed if we don't want a major conflict that likely will spread out from the middle-east.
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