BTGBullseye

My most recent spam said that "small is a dirty word"... And then gave a random selection of numbers and letters.

And now for something completely different...

Getting ready for work.

Important news for the Canadians: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2014/09/coalition-launched-hard-hitting-video-exposing-canadas-spy-agency-unchecked

The NSA isn't the best at what they do anymore.

2girls1cup

Yes I do. (this answers both questions)

Remember when gas didn't use up 1/4 of your paycheck?

Granted. Your homework is finished, but so are you.

I wish I had more more.

Hear with my eyes. (synesthesia remember?)

If there was no technology more advanced than basic metallurgy? (no steel, iron and bronze are state of the art)

Banned for implying that the use of the word "thought" is a banable offense.

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Welcome back!

Boobs. (sorry, had to be said at some point)

So, in today's news... A Florida female human (I wouldn't call her a woman at this point) paid $20,000 to get a third breast.

Her reasons:

1. to make her unattractive to men (what person with 2 brain cells would ever come to his conclusion?)

2. to get a reality TV show on MTV (who hasn't even replied to her desperate pleas for recognition)

The overall result:

1. 50 men die from excessive masturbation to the idea

2. 5000 people die from facepalming too hard at her first reason

The Prestige - 9.2/10

I recommend seeing it at least once. Bear in mind though that they do use flashbackception. (flashback inside a flashback)

Eating pizza that is cold in the middle, and hot at the edges.

Carp.

What?

Do I need to repost the entire discussion for you?

You're trolling now.

You have a funny definition of trolling.

Once he actually gets to Half-Life 2 and almost none of these reactions actually happen, I think it'd be cool if Ross recorded himself saying all the lines here and then uploaded them.

Not all, just his top 20.

Wut?

Banned for thinking that I said that you had said it, when I clearly said that you thought it.

Disappear and let the law figure out their mistake.

If pizza was the only food anywhere?

Granted, you watch The Man Who Fell to Earth 16 times in a row in Spanish. (that's punishment enough)

I wish I had more.

Yes.

Remember when I didn't have any money at all?

Yes I have had it, it's designed for mixed drinks though as it will quite literally burn your insides if you don't mix it to at least 2/3 strength.

Jimmy Dean's sausages... If taken in context of the last two posts, it would be disturbing to most.