BTGBullseye

Idiocracy - 7/10

Stranded - 2.3/10

I recommend watching Idiocracy once, and ignoring Stranded at least every time you consider it.

Stranded = poorly written attempt at a gross-out thriller b-movie. It's only redeeming quality was that 3 out of 4 of it's main actors were actually good actors in horrible roles. (Christian Slater, Michael Therriault, and Amy Matysio)

You mean you're attracted to anything that moves?

Yes, but not sexually. I want as many friends as I possibly can, and crave female companionship at any relationship level.

And I can make anyone believe that I am or am not attracted in any way to them. (whether I am or not)

Eating pizza.

I just got pulled aside today at work and was told that I did a good job handling an asshole that wanted a free upgrade from a mid-grade modem to a top of the line modem/router... I told him no, and when he wanted to just pay the difference between the products, I told him no again 3 more times.

Which is what again? Argue a point?

Denying that there was an origin to the discussion does not negate the entire discussion.

Please stop using me to tar literally every other person you and others define as "liberals".

Why? You fit the exact same opinions and behaviors that I see from them.

I'm saying that for the last time.

You promise?

It's quite easy. Talk to another person with the same views as me. YOU provide proof that "leftists" act exactly like me, and then I'll believe you. Otherwise, you're trolling.

I have already talked to many self-proclaimed "liberals", and they all do the exact same thing when it comes to political opinions. If you revert to the argument of "provide proof since I don't agree" you're just confirming my statement yet again. If you have no evidence contradicting my conclusion, please state that, quit trying to disprove by lack of evidence.

"absence of evidence is not evidence of absence"

Have him wake at the end of the teleportation maze... The TM is just boring.

WASHINGTON—In a significant discovery that sheds new light on the region’s history, archaeologists excavating a site on Capitol Hill reportedly unearthed evidence this week suggesting that humans once passed laws there.

The team of researchers from the University of Maryland confirmed that it collected a wealth of writing implements and ancient documents, which appeared to indicate that, in earlier ages, approximately 500 humans assembled at a centralized location and worked as a group, with the apparent goal of creating a system of rules designed to govern behavior.

That was last week... Of course I remember that.

Remember when people weren't frightened and repulsed by someone carrying a firearm?

Granted, you get directed to where your homework is physically located, and they whipped any time you took more than 10 seconds to answer each question.

I wish I had a stronger version of synesthesia. (seeing sound, hearing light)

Have a nice relaxing trip to wherever it decided to take me. I'm sure at least one destination would be Pizza Hut.

If the zombie apocalypse came, and only the people on this forum were immune to zombification?

Banned for thinking that talking about killing is bad.

I'm both asexual and aromantic (which means I feel neither sexual nor romantic attraction to anyone).

I'm almost the exact opposite, but I can fake it quite well.

Heading for bed.

What's with quoting? I mean seriously, don't people have anything original to say? Like cheese? Or onion?

Granted, but it has a razor edge, and was thrown in such a way as to decapitate you.

I wish there was less work, and more fun.

Almost half my life was before those, so yes.

Remember when video cards didn't even exist?

Do this: j1o9ZWqCnKk

If I suddenly showed up on your doorstep dragging a corpse?

Banned for thinking I told you to kill them when I merely stated that you had to.

How much longer are they going to take before I can steal a car through a torrent?

Lets not forget the waning Vicodin surge...

Uploading a new torrent: https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11069044/We_As_Human_-_We_As_Human_%5BFLAC%5D

Everything in this torrent: https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11069044/We_As_Human_-_We_As_Human_%5BFLAC%5D

Pretend to be a fat and short Thor, and constantly shock things for the fun of it.

If you found out that vampires are actually running this country from behind the scenes, and are trying to put the masses into poverty so that when they die, nobody notices?

Except you appear to have completely different meanings from what those terms meant.

Yes you do.

I already posted my results from the test, what are yours?

Remember when super Mario 64 was the "thing" on youtube?

No. I didn't frequent internet videos back then, and I still don't.

Remember when laptops were the newest greatest things imaginable?